molony wrote:Don't people go and 'sit on the cock' to make them more fertile?
Apparently, yes. Such an event is depicted at the end of the execrable Ben Elton film, Maybe Baby, is it not?
molony wrote:Don't people go and 'sit on the cock' to make them more fertile?
Marquis De Scarborough wrote:Chris Chopping wrote:1. I am writing this list to put off finishing an essay.
2. I've spent the past year longing for uni to end and now i have to get a proper job I still have no idea what I want to do and I'm terrified.
3. About a year and a half ago I won a local young poets competition.
4. I haven't written a poem since.
5. I think i may be very ill but...
6. I am not signed up with a dr and getting signed up is such a fiddle that I've not yet seen anyone.
7. I can still only play Mull of Kintyre and the two 'songs' I have written. They make me happy.
9. At 21, I am also still a virgin.
10. I love food. Love it. I've just had a pizza followed by a chocolate donut but I saw a cornetto ad and now i want one of them too. I often eat until I feel sick. I love food!
More importantly, what happened to number 8?
Chris Chopping wrote:Marquis De Scarborough wrote:Chris Chopping wrote:1. I am writing this list to put off finishing an essay.
2. I've spent the past year longing for uni to end and now i have to get a proper job I still have no idea what I want to do and I'm terrified.
3. About a year and a half ago I won a local young poets competition.
4. I haven't written a poem since.
5. I think i may be very ill but...
6. I am not signed up with a dr and getting signed up is such a fiddle that I've not yet seen anyone.
7. I can still only play Mull of Kintyre and the two 'songs' I have written. They make me happy.
9. At 21, I am also still a virgin.
10. I love food. Love it. I've just had a pizza followed by a chocolate donut but I saw a cornetto ad and now i want one of them too. I often eat until I feel sick. I love food!
More importantly, what happened to number 8?
8. I cant count.
Nikki Gradual wrote:Chris Chopping wrote:Marquis De Scarborough wrote:Chris Chopping wrote:1. I am writing this list to put off finishing an essay.
2. I've spent the past year longing for uni to end and now i have to get a proper job I still have no idea what I want to do and I'm terrified.
3. About a year and a half ago I won a local young poets competition.
4. I haven't written a poem since.
5. I think i may be very ill but...
6. I am not signed up with a dr and getting signed up is such a fiddle that I've not yet seen anyone.
7. I can still only play Mull of Kintyre and the two 'songs' I have written. They make me happy.
9. At 21, I am also still a virgin.
10. I love food. Love it. I've just had a pizza followed by a chocolate donut but I saw a cornetto ad and now i want one of them too. I often eat until I feel sick. I love food!
More importantly, what happened to number 8?
8. I cant count.
11. Or use apostrophes.
Chris Chopping wrote:Nikki Gradual wrote:Chris Chopping wrote:Marquis De Scarborough wrote:Chris Chopping wrote:1. I am writing this list to put off finishing an essay.
2. I've spent the past year longing for uni to end and now i have to get a proper job I still have no idea what I want to do and I'm terrified.
3. About a year and a half ago I won a local young poets competition.
4. I haven't written a poem since.
5. I think i may be very ill but...
6. I am not signed up with a dr and getting signed up is such a fiddle that I've not yet seen anyone.
7. I can still only play Mull of Kintyre and the two 'songs' I have written. They make me happy.
9. At 21, I am also still a virgin.
10. I love food. Love it. I've just had a pizza followed by a chocolate donut but I saw a cornetto ad and now i want one of them too. I often eat until I feel sick. I love food!
More importantly, what happened to number 8?
8. I cant count.
11. Or use apostrophes.
Hell, I coulda done another list of ten with just my problems with grammar but I thought it goes without saying!
Nikki Gradual wrote:Have you been to the bloody doctor's yet?
Footy wrote:
The Who / Jimi Hendrix Experience Saville Theatre, London Jan '67
. Got Jimi's autograph after the show and went on to see him several times that year
moonie wrote:goldwax wrote:Velvis wrote:1. I know she's the Queen of Deceit and Lies, but dammit, I find Condoleeza Rice sexy.
Gross!
Just to take the thread waaaaayyy off base, Condi's favorite professor was Madeline Albright's father...if that's not irony, I don't know what is!
Quaco wrote: Life isn't always fun, but it's the only open pub in a ghost town. What else is there to do?
Velvis wrote:1. I know she's the Queen of Deceit and Lies, but dammit, I find Condoleeza Rice sexy.
take5_d_shorterer wrote:Remember Rwanda? Remember the 800,000 who were killed in the 1994 conflict? The UN was voting to send peace-keeping troops there. The vote went to the security council where the US vetoed the measure. The US Ambassador to the UN? the future Madame Secretary. Even Rice, whom I expect to authorize the death warrants of thousands of civilians, even Rice, I would have expected under similar circumstances to look in the mirror and look at the color of her own skin and the color of the skin of the people in, well, Rwanda, and think once or twice about whether it would be better to resign rather than veto sending peace-keeping troops.
new musical exprez wrote:tweetybird wrote:5. I'm the shortest BCBer.
Well, I read your post, as I've read all of them & as you said the honesty is humbling.
Only one thing though, I bet I'm shorter!