** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Backslapping time. Well done us. We are fantastic.
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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby never/ever » 01 Feb 2015, 08:41

trans-chigley express wrote:
'skope wrote:tennis is for girls.


West Ham's players should take it up then.
kath wrote:i do not wanna buy the world a fucquin gotdamn coke.

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Postby Count Machuki » 04 Feb 2015, 23:41

BCB Cup Winner 2011 wrote:Devil Went Down To Georgia is based on truth though. It's like listening to a documentary.


:lol:
Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D

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Postby Neige » 06 Feb 2015, 21:51

... a new high! :P

northernsky wrote:
sloopjohnc wrote:American translation of a cunt is asshole


And yet the birth rate tends to be slightly higher over there. Remarkable.
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Postby naughty boy » 10 Feb 2015, 10:26

BCB Cup Winner 2011 wrote:Image
"My great leader, this will be your greatest role yet and make you a big Hollywood star. You will be the best Captain Mainwaring ever!"
Matt 'interesting' Wilson wrote:So I went from looking at the "I'm a Man" riff, to showing how the rave up was popular for awhile.

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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby sloopjohnc » 11 Feb 2015, 21:26

From the favorite sandwich thread

GoogaMooga wrote:A knuckle sandwich for knucklehead Coan!
Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!

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Postby harvey k-tel » 21 Feb 2015, 02:40

I know, I know...context is everything, but who fucking cares?

sloopjohnc wrote:Any guy who can throw around a little Latin defining a hot dog has my vote.
Tempora mutatur et nos mutamur in illis

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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby Quaco » 17 Jul 2015, 21:24

sloopjohnc wrote:My first reaction to when my wife told me she thought she was miscarrying while we were grocery shopping was to shout out, "Clean up in aisle nine."
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Postby sloopjohnc » 20 Jul 2015, 00:09

Six String wrote:
souphound wrote:
Six String wrote:I thought about taking my frisbee out the other day but we ran out of time. That"s the great thing about frisbee throwing, no equipment, just a little space.


Well, you do need a pie plate or something, or else you're just playing mime frisbee, which is just weird frankly.


It's ok. They just think I'm doing Tai Chi.
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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby Samoan » 04 Aug 2015, 18:23

On the Lion thread --

ANALYSIS wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:
ANALYSIS wrote:täke


Your Estonian is showing...


Sitt!
Nonsense to the aggressiveness, I've seen more aggression on the my little pony message board......I mean I was told.

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Postby Samoan » 17 Aug 2015, 11:39

Rayge talks Frisbee in Sporting Life -

Rayge wrote:
'skope wrote:
Rayge wrote:depends on finding someone to freestyle with, which isn't easy for an OAP :)

oh ffs!

Not sure what exactly you are fulminating about, but at age 67 in the current climate I can hardly walk up to some kids in a park and say can I play with you, can I :) ?
Nonsense to the aggressiveness, I've seen more aggression on the my little pony message board......I mean I was told.

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Postby clive gash » 17 Aug 2015, 19:47

Axoltol Deferral strikes BCB comedy gold on the 76th page of the "My Favourite Butter" thread

Try saying that without prior permission!


:lol: :lol:

Nice one Axoltol!
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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby naughty boy » 22 Aug 2015, 22:48

A real gem from the recent Tull extravaganza:

The Prog Engineer wrote:Did you see it?


Elephantine Gourd wrote:No, not.


:lol:
Matt 'interesting' Wilson wrote:So I went from looking at the "I'm a Man" riff, to showing how the rave up was popular for awhile.

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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby Count Machuki » 28 Oct 2015, 21:58

The Modernist wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:
on a thread about Halloween candy, The Modernist wrote:Just reading the names of these sweets is putting me off. I don't get it, I know America has an infantile culture, but still..


What a ridiculous thing to say.


Not at all. These things are designed for seven year olds and their tastebuds.


Minnie the Minx wrote:
Quacoan wrote:What are UK candies named?


Woe
Anguish
ennui
Factories
Bitter Resignations (now with less fat)
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Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D

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Postby sloopjohnc » 28 Oct 2015, 23:32

Quacoan wrote:
Muskrat wrote:My favorite Traffic album; oddly in that I'm more into Mason than Winwood, generally.

So is Mason.
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Postby sloopjohnc » 08 Dec 2015, 17:57

Quacoan wrote:
trans-chigley express wrote:
Walk In My Shadow wrote:Melanie once had an album out where the cover released a perfume when you rubbed it.
Not lavish perhaps but worth thinking about.

Similarly The Damned had a cover that smelled of strawberries.

That's nothing. Pavement had an album that sounded like shit.
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Postby sloopjohnc » 23 Dec 2015, 17:15

Quaco on Steven Spielberg.

Quacoan wrote:Has he ever done a really great movie? His filmography reads like 'fictionalized director makes the most famous films of every decade' except there's none that I ever want to watch. Was Duel good? He's film's Phil Collins. Except I kind of like Phil Collins.
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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby Sneelock » 24 Dec 2015, 20:10

The thread asks the question "Essential Members of a Band"?

Darkness_Fish wrote:Either Milli or Vanilli.
uggy poopy doody.

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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby Sneelock » 05 Apr 2016, 19:11

From "The Panama Papers"
Rayge wrote:
souphound wrote:Iceland's PM has now quit.


He's resigned to spend more time with his money
uggy poopy doody.

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Postby Charlie O. » 20 Aug 2016, 04:38

Context: sloop had some car trouble...

Dr Markus wrote:Shoulda bought American. ;)


sloopjohnc wrote:It's a Ford - probably assembled in their Ireland factory.


Dr Markus wrote:Made up of turf probably, don't know what turf is in the US, peat?
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Re: ** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

Postby clive gash » 20 Aug 2016, 15:12

Mulligan strikes again!

From the "Best use of a gong in a song" thread:

Ian Mulligan wrote:I really am feeling quite unwell


:) :)

Bloody Ian Mulligan!
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...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...


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