ASK JEFF K!
- yomptepi
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Dear jeff.
I have been bored and restless for two or three weeks now, and despite trying my best to feighn an interest in several things, and keepimg myself more that occupied, I just dont seem to be scratching that old itch any more. can you suggest a few excercises that will reawaken my will to live.
yours
a bear.
I have been bored and restless for two or three weeks now, and despite trying my best to feighn an interest in several things, and keepimg myself more that occupied, I just dont seem to be scratching that old itch any more. can you suggest a few excercises that will reawaken my will to live.
yours
a bear.
You don't like me...do you?
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Dear Jeff,
Please rank these Crispy Ambulance albums in order of quality and include a capsule review for each. Many thanks in advance.
Plateau Phase
Scissorgun
Fin
Frozen Blood
Accessory After the Fact
Powder Blind Dream
Alma Mater
PS - Don't let me down here, Jeff. I'm counting on you.
Please rank these Crispy Ambulance albums in order of quality and include a capsule review for each. Many thanks in advance.
Plateau Phase
Scissorgun
Fin
Frozen Blood
Accessory After the Fact
Powder Blind Dream
Alma Mater
PS - Don't let me down here, Jeff. I'm counting on you.
GoogaMooga wrote: The further away from home you go, the greater the risk of getting stuck there.
Dear Jeff -
I have a certain problem regarding opening new CDs. They could get scratched, you know. So oftentimes I leave them shrinkwrapped. Or buy two copies, one to play and one to stay pristine and collectible.
Should I see a shrink?
Oh yes, every time I go to the record store I must browse the racks with my favourite artists, to see whether everything is available (otherwise I warn the owner), and to put them in the right order, best CDs first.
Am I unwell?
I have a certain problem regarding opening new CDs. They could get scratched, you know. So oftentimes I leave them shrinkwrapped. Or buy two copies, one to play and one to stay pristine and collectible.
Should I see a shrink?
Oh yes, every time I go to the record store I must browse the racks with my favourite artists, to see whether everything is available (otherwise I warn the owner), and to put them in the right order, best CDs first.
Am I unwell?
- Walk In My Shadow
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sensemeliawopnibop wrote:Dear Jeff
I don't need to seek your advice because you had no Pearl Jam in your choices all the way down the line...so you are clearly mad and I'm a trillion times better than you could ever dream of being,
Yours smugly
Sensi
You are an enemy of the state and a subversive to boot! Stop ruining our utopia with your corrupt ideas or you will pay the consequences!
LeModerniste Jeff K wrote:sensemeliawopnibop wrote:Dear Jeff
I don't need to seek your advice because you had no Pearl Jam in your choices all the way down the line...so you are clearly mad and I'm a trillion times better than you could ever dream of being,
Yours smugly
Sensi
You are an enemy of the state and a subversive to boot! Stop ruining our utopia with your corrupt ideas or you will pay the consequences!
Yup. Stop the heretics. Bring on the Wicker Man!
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Dear Jeff,
I can't seem to pull my head out of my ass no matter how hard I try. I must have stuck it up there years ago before it swelled with self importance to the point where it got stuck.
The one thing which gives me satisfaction is that no one on BCB knows my head's up my ass. They all think I'm a friggin' genius--especially Slider, Yomp, Jimmy Jazz, hell, the whole European section!
What should I do?
signed, a worried mind.
I can't seem to pull my head out of my ass no matter how hard I try. I must have stuck it up there years ago before it swelled with self importance to the point where it got stuck.
The one thing which gives me satisfaction is that no one on BCB knows my head's up my ass. They all think I'm a friggin' genius--especially Slider, Yomp, Jimmy Jazz, hell, the whole European section!
What should I do?
signed, a worried mind.
- the masked man
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Walk In Jeff K's Shadow wrote:TheBoyJeff K wrote:LeModerniste Jeff K wrote:
You are an enemy of the state and a subversive to boot! Stop ruining our utopia with your corrupt ideas or you will pay the consequences!
leave her, Jeff. she's not worth it.
Yeah Jeff, what Jeff said.
Sorry Jeff, it's just I get upset when non-believers spread their filth and heresy.
I have had a psychic communication from Jeff telling us how to convert these heretics, we should all whistle Motor Away by Guided By Voices simultaneously in five minutes. Then we shall find a new dawn.
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LeModerniste Jeff K wrote:Walk In Jeff K's Shadow wrote:TheBoyJeff K wrote:LeModerniste Jeff K wrote:
You are an enemy of the state and a subversive to boot! Stop ruining our utopia with your corrupt ideas or you will pay the consequences!
leave her, Jeff. she's not worth it.
Yeah Jeff, what Jeff said.
Sorry Jeff, it's just I get upset when non-believers spread their filth and heresy.
I have had a psychic communication from Jeff telling us how to convert these heretics, we should all whistle Motor Away by Guided By Voices simultaneously in five minutes. Then we shall find a new dawn.
Is it OK if I whistle Airport by the Motors Jeff?
Beneluxfunkmeisterlurvegod
LeModerniste Jeff K wrote:Walk In Jeff K's Shadow wrote:TheBoyJeff K wrote:LeModerniste Jeff K wrote:
You are an enemy of the state and a subversive to boot! Stop ruining our utopia with your corrupt ideas or you will pay the consequences!
leave her, Jeff. she's not worth it.
Yeah Jeff, what Jeff said.
Sorry Jeff, it's just I get upset when non-believers spread their filth and heresy.
I have had a psychic communication from Jeff telling us how to convert these heretics, we should all whistle Motor Away by Guided By Voices simultaneously in five minutes. Then we shall find a new dawn.
But Jeff, wouldn't you say that such tactics make us look like a cult? Let someone else handle our PR from now on, please.