The Newbie Introduction Thread

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby $P.Muff$ » 01 Oct 2018, 03:12

Sneelock wrote:New avatar is way cute so it all worked out for the best.


Thanks. Frankie and I appreciate your positive vibes:

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Shagger Dave » 03 Oct 2018, 02:49

(in my best Dr Nick voice) HI, everybody!
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Charlie O. » 03 Oct 2018, 03:08

You ain't no newbie!

It's good to see ya again, SD.
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby fange » 03 Oct 2018, 03:30

Yeah, welcome back!
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby harvey k-tel » 03 Oct 2018, 13:56

Hiya Dave!
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Sneelock » 05 Jan 2019, 18:41

Where’d he go? :(
I was gonna make espresso.
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby The North Yorks Moors » 30 Jan 2019, 08:30

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I was looking for a music forum that doesn't mind people swearing. The search function quickly showed this could be it. I'm a season ticket holder at Villa Park and also follow them away. I travel a bit when the footie's not on. My cat is called George.

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Darkness_Fish » 30 Jan 2019, 11:39

The North Yorks Moors wrote:I'm a season ticket holder at Villa Park and also follow them away.

Hence the need for swearing, presumably.
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby The North Yorks Moors » 30 Jan 2019, 14:17

Darkness_Fish wrote:
The North Yorks Moors wrote:I'm a season ticket holder at Villa Park and also follow them away.

Hence the need for swearing, presumably.

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Polishgirl » 31 Jan 2019, 18:06

The North Yorks Moors wrote:Image

My cat is called George.


George’s tummy is pretty irresistible.
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby the masked man » 04 Feb 2019, 13:40

Welcome North Yorks Moors!

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Minnie the Minx » 13 Jun 2019, 23:21

Wonder if I can get my name on every post on page 1!
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Sneelock » 16 Aug 2019, 19:50

On your mark, get set, GO!
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Johnny Fartpants » 30 Sep 2019, 18:06

Joe Baxter wrote:
Loki wrote:
sloopjohnc wrote:Johnny Fartpants

Did Mark quit Facebook?


He unfriended me on Facebook, apparently because he didn't like my posts about Scottish independence and politics, about which he knew fuck all.


And neither do you. :P

I unfriended you on Facebook not because I didn’t like your posts on Scottish Independece. I unfriended you because of your steadfast refusal to even consider any opinion ... and indeed facts ... that didn’t meet with your bigoted view of the world. You used to constantly demand other people gave proof of their facts and figures whilst blindly refusing to back up any of your own rants.

But most of all Joe, I unfriended you because you brought it down to personal insults and abuse. And I just couldn’t be arsed anymore.
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Robert » 03 Oct 2019, 13:11

Johnny Fartpants wrote:
Joe Baxter wrote:
Loki wrote:Did Mark quit Facebook?


He unfriended me on Facebook, apparently because he didn't like my posts about Scottish independence and politics, about which he knew fuck all.


And neither do you. :P

I unfriended you on Facebook not because I didn’t like your posts on Scottish Independece. I unfriended you because of your steadfast refusal to even consider any opinion ... and indeed facts ... that didn’t meet with your bigoted view of the world. You used to constantly demand other people gave proof of their facts and figures whilst blindly refusing to back up any of your own rants.

But most of all Joe, I unfriended you because you brought it down to personal insults and abuse. And I just couldn’t be arsed anymore.



Homo!

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Chuck » 27 Feb 2020, 15:11

I joined BCB about 10 years ago - almost exactly in fact but I haven't been here for quite a while. Hopefully I'm allowed back.

I'm 50 - two lovely kids, lovely wife, two lovely dogs, lovely house etc. (shit car though) I work in a pupil referral unit, live in Cambridge.

I've been using twitter a bit recently but it's too emotionally draining - I'd prefer to read opinions that are at least based on fact!

Anyway, hello everyone...

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Minnie the Minx » 27 Feb 2020, 15:34

At the risk of sounding like Cilla Black, hello, Chuck!
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

Dr Markus wrote:
Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?


Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Chuck » 27 Feb 2020, 17:17

Hey Minnie. I think you voted for my list once in the cup - so thanks for that!

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Minnie the Minx » 27 Feb 2020, 17:21

Chuck wrote:Hey Minnie. I think you voted for my list once in the cup - so thanks for that!


:)

Did it have Duran Duran in it? That’s always my weak spot :oops:
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

Dr Markus wrote:
Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?


Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Samoan » 27 Feb 2020, 17:25

I remember you, Welcome back Chuck! :)
Nonsense to the aggressiveness, I've seen more aggression on the my little pony message board......I mean I was told.