Is the pope a catholic?
Do bears shit in the woods?
What we really want to know is:
'Does the pope shit in the woods?'
Well....?
What phrase do you use, if any?
Blighty?
Elsewhere?
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Is the pope a catholic...?
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Is the pope a catholic...?
LMG wrote:If more of the trickier/complex jazzers in the sixties had made records this lush and inviting, the more inventive side of jazz might have caught on.
Kenny G may never have happened.
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Re: Is the pope a catholic...?
My grandad used to say, of something that was out of the ordinary, that it was, and I translate, "rarer than a pope's shit when he's constipated" ("plus rare que d'la merde de pape quand il est constipé!").
Hope this helps.
Though I fail to see how it would.
Hope this helps.
Though I fail to see how it would.
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Re: Is the pope a catholic...?
souphound wrote:My grandad used to say, of something that was out of the ordinary, that it was, and I translate, "rarer than a pope's shit when he's constipated" ("plus rare que d'la merde de pape quand il est constipé!").
Hope this helps.
Though I fail to see how it would.
Merci
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LMG wrote:If more of the trickier/complex jazzers in the sixties had made records this lush and inviting, the more inventive side of jazz might have caught on.
Kenny G may never have happened.
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Re: Is the pope a catholic...?
Also, if I may offer:
Footy wrote:Last week, I discovered that the cordless drill I bought about 5 years ago is, in fact, a cordless screwdiver.
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Re: Is the pope a catholic...?
I'd use the first one if it were true...
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Re: Is the pope a catholic...?
C wrote:Is the pope a catholic?
Do bears shit in the woods?
What we really want to know is:
'Does the pope shit in the woods?'
Well....?
What phrase do you use, if any?
Blighty?
Elsewhere?
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Does a bear wear a pointy hat?
Give a shit or be a shit.
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Re: Is the pope a catholic...?
Talking popes, my local Polish church - who had the police called out to them when they ignored the first Easter lockdown as it was packed to the gunwales with maskless congregants - have a statue of the Polish Pope Saint.
That's great but it's the size of a 10 year old boy. I often want to lean over the fence and pat his head.
That's great but it's the size of a 10 year old boy. I often want to lean over the fence and pat his head.
Nonsense to the aggressiveness, I've seen more aggression on the my little pony message board......I mean I was told.
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There’s that Rowan Atkinson/ Kate Bush duet from the first Comic Relief show - “Do bears sha-la-la in the woods?”
Which is full of phrases like this.
Which is full of phrases like this.
I kept thinking "swim as far as you can, swim as far as you can".
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In my experience, the religious affiliations of the Pontiff and the sylvan defecatory habits of ursines are generally invoked together
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Do trout have eyelids?
Where would rock 'n' roll be without feedback?
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Re: Is the pope a catholic...?
pcqgod wrote:Do trout have eyelids?
Nice
Very nice
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LMG wrote:If more of the trickier/complex jazzers in the sixties had made records this lush and inviting, the more inventive side of jazz might have caught on.
Kenny G may never have happened.
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Re: Is the pope a catholic...?
the question is: are there woods in the vatican to shit in?
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does a witch have tits?
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Re: Is the pope a catholic...?
Or yet, what makes a witch's tits twitch?
One wonders.
One wonders.
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