Happy Birthday Slider!

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Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 22 May 2021, 14:50

Happy Birthday Johnny Slider!
I made you some top grade cider
Planned to smuggle in a drum kit
Then I thought ‘fuck that’ and drunk it!

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Have a great day, pal!

Xx
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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Rorschach » 22 May 2021, 14:58

Happy birthday John Roussety
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That's because he don't do lurve.
And that's because he's such a perve!

Happy birthday John!
Have a splendid time down the pub.
Bugger off.

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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby kath » 22 May 2021, 15:07

happy birthday, el slider!

damn, was confused about what i was gonna crank in yer hono(u)r... but i think i'm gonna go with guns n roses... ya know that pic where ya look like slash, mwhahahah.

hey. only class around these premises.

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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Matt Wilson » 22 May 2021, 15:44

Happy birthday, John!

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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Belle Lettre » 22 May 2021, 16:15

Birthdays. They're what he does xx Enjoy!
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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Six String » 22 May 2021, 16:51

Happy Birthday John!

I forgot about all the birthdays we have in May (including mine). Popular month or coincidence?
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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby souphound » 22 May 2021, 16:54

Happy birthday Slider. You old puppy lover.
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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Tom Waits For No One » 22 May 2021, 17:33

All the best.

Have a good time.....all the time.
Give a shit or be a shit.

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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Flower » 22 May 2021, 19:09

Happy Birthday!!!
If love could've saved you, you would've lived forever.

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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby The Slider » 23 May 2021, 14:20

Thank you all very much
Especially the terrible poets.

xx
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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby der Freiherr » 23 May 2021, 15:09

Happy belated, sweet pea.
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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby The Slider » 24 May 2021, 16:22

xxx
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Re: Happy Birthday Slider!

Postby Rorschach » 25 May 2021, 07:23

The Slider wrote: ... the terrible poets.



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