Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just make you laugh.

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 23 Jan 2021, 23:34

Someone I know has a sister called Paige Turner.
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Postby Charlie O. » 24 Jan 2021, 00:11

pcqgod wrote:Seems like the could have used a more scientific term than "butthole." Like "poop-chute" maybe?

https://www.livescience.com/amp/first-dinosaur-butthole-found.html

I texted that link to my bosses (whom I dearly love). One of them replied "That's old news, Charlie. Don't you get the fossilized butthole updates in your inbox?" I replied, "Given my taste in musicians, you'd think I would."
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Postby Hugh » 24 Jan 2021, 19:45

Minnie the Minx wrote:Someone I know has a sister called Paige Turner.


I was at school with someone who had a sister called June Buggie.

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Postby Six String » 24 Jan 2021, 19:50

I had a patient named Ophelia Weiner. I had to go out to the waiting room to get her and while I normally use first and last name in that situation I couldn’t do it. So I asked for Ms Weiner. I didn’t ask but how could you name a child that? Now that I look at it, it might have been spelled Wiener if she was German.
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Postby Minnie Cheddars » 24 Jan 2021, 19:50

Hugh wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:Someone I know has a sister called Paige Turner.


I was at school with someone who had a sister called June Buggie.


:lol:
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Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Postby Flower » 29 Jan 2021, 13:35

PETA wants you to stop using animal ‘slurs’ such as ‘pig’ and ‘rat’

https://globalnews.ca/news/7604624/peta ... e-insults/


People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) wants humans to stop using animal words as “slurs” in what it says is a “speciesist” and “supremacist” use of language.

The activist group put out the unusual call on its Twitter account Tuesday, where it claimed that animal-related insults “degrade animals by applying negative human traits to certain species.”

PETA also offered a list of alternative words to use for insults such as “chicken,” “rat” and “pig.”
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Postby Minnie Cheddars » 01 Feb 2021, 19:59

You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

Dr Markus wrote:
Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?


Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Postby harvey k-tel » 02 Feb 2021, 17:01

Minnie the Minx wrote:
Hugh wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:Someone I know has a sister called Paige Turner.


I was at school with someone who had a sister called June Buggie.


:lol:


One of my bandmates knows a woman named Jocelyn Brain.
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Postby Flower » 04 Feb 2021, 12:34

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Postby Samoan » 04 Feb 2021, 12:56

harvey k-tel wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:
Hugh wrote:
I was at school with someone who had a sister called June Buggie.


:lol:


One of my bandmates knows a woman named Jocelyn Brain.


My Dad had a patient called Julius Caesar Shonubi.
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Postby Jimbly » 04 Feb 2021, 13:09

I worked with a guy that took his wifes name as part of his surname to avoid her being called Julie Poolie.
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Postby Minnie Cheddars » 04 Feb 2021, 16:22

You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

Dr Markus wrote:
Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?


Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Postby Minnie Cheddars » 06 Feb 2021, 17:45



I know everyone is probably over this already, but it still cracks me up. The badly muted swearing at the start is glorious.
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Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Postby Jimbo » 07 Feb 2021, 03:15

A Henny Youngman joke I heard on YouTube where a traveling salesman goes to a farmer and says how his car broke down and might he spend a night in the farmers house. The farmer says yes but he will have to share a room with his son. The salesman says, "I'm in the wrong joke."
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Postby Minnie Cheddars » 09 Feb 2021, 21:05

You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

Dr Markus wrote:
Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?


Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Postby LMG » 09 Feb 2021, 21:47

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Postby Flower » 13 Feb 2021, 14:21

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re so good at it.
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Postby Flower » 15 Feb 2021, 13:22

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