Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby Flower » 25 Feb 2021, 12:09

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Postby Flower » 04 Mar 2021, 13:31

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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby Flower » 05 Mar 2021, 13:56

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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh

Postby Diamond Dog » 05 Mar 2021, 14:26

On Friday 12th Feb :

Flower wrote:Image


On Sat 13th Feb:

Flower wrote:Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re so good at it.


It's almost like you don't read the things you post....
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Postby Artgar » 05 Mar 2021, 15:04

Diamond Dog wrote:On Friday 12th Feb :

Flower wrote:Image


On Sat 13th Feb:

Flower wrote:Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re so good at it.


It's almost like you don't read the things you post....


Something she's got in common with everyone else on the board, then.
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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby Diamond Dog » 05 Mar 2021, 17:09

Of course. We all post exactly the same 'joke' on two consecutive days. All of us. Every last one. Including you, no doubt.
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Postby Samoan » 13 Mar 2021, 16:45

The Grauniad's reputation continues -

TV tonight:

Martin is approached by a raft of initialed organisations. Plus: a special edition of Gardenders’ World. Here’s what to watch this evening
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Postby Flower » 15 Mar 2021, 12:56

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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby Flower » 19 Mar 2021, 12:29

Trump Wax Figure Moved In Texas Because People Kept Punching It In The Face

https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/tru ... ri18n=true

The figure at Louis Tussaud’s Waxworks in San Antonio had "deep" scratches after repeated attacks by visitors.

A wax figure of former President Donald Trump was removed from display at Louis Tussaud’s Waxworks in San Antonio, Texas, because customers kept punching and scratching it.

“We’ve always had trouble with the presidential section because no matter what president it was — Bush, Obama or Trump — they’ve all had people beat them,” Clay Stewart, regional manager for Ripley Entertainment, told the San Antonio Express-News. Ripley’s owns the Waxworks.

Stewart told the newspaper that the Trump figure was beaten badly enough to leave deep marks on its waxy face, necessitating its move to storage.
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Postby Flower » 20 Mar 2021, 01:07




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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby Samoan » 01 Apr 2021, 13:45

Flower wrote:


:lol:


:?
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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby Jimbo » 03 Apr 2021, 15:15

Having a burger at McDonald's and I spied two elderly gal pals enter the shop. Out for a stroll, maybe in their late 70s early 80s, they were both slow movers, kind of hanging on to one another as they walked but the thing was how they were dressed. One looked fine and appropriate wearing this batik Japanese dashiki kind of outfit but the other lady was wearing tight blue jeans and a motorcycle jacket with all the zippers and buckles. I had to laugh because I myself was looking at motorcycle jackets recently. Will never see those jackets in the same way again.
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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 07 Apr 2021, 19:34

I don’t know who wrote this, but:

My name is Boat
And wen Im tired
(But shipping werk
Is still required)

Then all I want
Is Lyttle snooze
I turn on side
I blok the Sooz
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Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Postby Flower » 14 Apr 2021, 13:02



:D
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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 13 May 2021, 19:22

In the John Cooper Clarke book, he mentioned that when he was on tour with Joy Division in Europe they bombed at one show and he later heard that the audience had heard their name read out as ‘Geordie Vision’ :lol:
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Postby Flower » 16 May 2021, 13:56

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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby The Fish » 16 May 2021, 14:46

Came across these browsing through Youtube. A reminder of the comic genius of Bob Newhart. Neither clip has a "joke" as such. I#ts all about delivery and reaction, which true comedy talent from WC Fields to Peter Sellers to Steve Coogan has always known, and the gurning overacting hamfest of the likes of Murphy, Ferrell and Carey never will.



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Postby Flower » 16 May 2021, 14:50

Newhart is great. :D
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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 16 May 2021, 15:49

The Fish wrote:Came across these browsing through Youtube. A reminder of the comic genius of Bob Newhart. Neither clip has a "joke" as such. I#ts all about delivery and reaction, which true comedy talent from WC Fields to Peter Sellers to Steve Coogan has always known, and the gurning overacting hamfest of the likes of Murphy, Ferrell and Carey never will.





You mean Will Ferrell? He’s great!!
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Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby The Fish » 16 May 2021, 16:01

Each to his own. I find him annoying.
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