Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby Flower » 23 May 2021, 13:51

I looked out my back door and saw that a robin had found a worm in my garden, I was delighted and looked at my cat, she was looking at the robin and then looked up at me and started licking her lips. She would love to go out and hunt but she's a totally indoor cat but can dream. :)
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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby Samoan » 23 May 2021, 19:08

" I shall not partake of crumpets: they are too multicellular and defiantly spongiform."

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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby Flower » 24 May 2021, 13:59

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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby Jimbo » 31 May 2021, 04:09

I don't drink much at all these days but last night at a party I got really drunk. I was so drunk I woke up in a bed not my own next to a woman whom I didn't know. And did she look young. Very young. Too young. She soon stirred and I asked her how old she was. "I'm thirty-seven."

I am castrating myself with dull scissors as I write this.
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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby Flower » 31 May 2021, 12:27

Jimbo wrote:I don't drink much at all these days but last night at a party I got really drunk. I was so drunk I woke up in a bed not my own next to a woman whom I didn't know. And did she look young. Very young. Too young. She soon stirred and I asked her how old she was. "I'm thirty-seven."

I am castrating myself with dull scissors as I write this.


That was YOU??? :lol: :lol:

SORRY I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF .. i'M NOT CURRENTLY IN JAPAN
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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby “Maxwell” » 31 May 2021, 14:01

*pushes breakfast away*
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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby Flower » 03 Jun 2021, 11:57

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R.I.P. Bunny Matthews .. thanks for the laughs
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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

Postby Flower » 06 Jun 2021, 13:18

I've always love Modine Gunch ... :)

https://muckrack.com/modine-gunch/articles
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Re: Things that you've read or heard that just made you laugh.

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:lol: :lol:
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