rate your hangover

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Re: rate your hangover

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 13 May 2021, 00:37

We were at the beach for Mother's Day weekend and me and brother of Baron (M) were on the balcony of our room watching the world go by - about 8pm. I noticed this woman at the bottom of the boardwalk, and recognised her as one of a couple of women who were wrestling in the waves and screeching with laughter at about 3pm earlier that day. She was stood at the end of the boardwalk with her hands forward and pointed down, as if about to dive in a pool, except instead of that, she lunged forward several steps and bounced from boardwalk wall to boardwalk wall. M said, is THAT the woman who was drunk at 3pm? And indeed it was. Five hours later her heroic drinking had brought her to this point, unable to stand and pinging like a bikini wearing pinball from side to side. In the blink of an eye she had made it to the steps to descend, much to our alarm as she was blatantly going to faceplant. Luckily, strangers saw the danger and propped her up as she made her way down the steps to a jeep in the car park where the woman that she had been frolicking with in the ocean was laid under (under) peuking into a bucket. On either side of the jeep were people trying to help her, but every time they pulled her out from under the jeep she vomited and they all jumped back till she had finished. Still-standing woman came over to survey what her comrade in beer was doing, and she put her hands on her hips and shouted at the jeep people to FUCK OFF AND LEAVE HER LEAVE HER. Then, two people walked past and she blagged a big joint off them, took a big toke and they then tried to help the vomiter, at which point still standing woman said LEAVE HER and tried to hit them, but fell backwards and smashed her head on the port-a-potty.

It all ended when four people managed to lift the under the jeep woman into the jeep, and the still standing woman staggered in and was folded up like an IKEA chair into a shape that fitted. This whole thing - the getting people into the jeep thing - took about two hours.

Anyway, I was thinking the next day about how long it's been since I have been that wasted - at least ten years thank god- and how bad their hangovers would be in the morning. But I don't know, they're young! I could go at it then too - now my weekly bottle of wine leaves me feeling quite vile!
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Re: rate your hangover

Postby Six String » 13 May 2021, 07:15

Minnie the Minx wrote:We were at the beach for Mother's Day weekend and me and brother of Baron (M) were on the balcony of our room watching the world go by - about 8pm. I noticed this woman at the bottom of the boardwalk, and recognised her as one of a couple of women who were wrestling in the waves and screeching with laughter at about 3pm earlier that day. She was stood at the end of the boardwalk with her hands forward and pointed down, as if about to dive in a pool, except instead of that, she lunged forward several steps and bounced from boardwalk wall to boardwalk wall. M said, is THAT the woman who was drunk at 3pm? And indeed it was. Five hours later her heroic drinking had brought her to this point, unable to stand and pinging like a bikini wearing pinball from side to side. In the blink of an eye she had made it to the steps to descend, much to our alarm as she was blatantly going to faceplant. Luckily, strangers saw the danger and propped her up as she made her way down the steps to a jeep in the car park where the woman that she had been frolicking with in the ocean was laid under (under) peuking into a bucket. On either side of the jeep were people trying to help her, but every time they pulled her out from under the jeep she vomited and they all jumped back till she had finished. Still-standing woman came over to survey what her comrade in beer was doing, and she put her hands on her hips and shouted at the jeep people to FUCK OFF AND LEAVE HER LEAVE HER. Then, two people walked past and she blagged a big joint off them, took a big toke and they then tried to help the vomiter, at which point still standing woman said LEAVE HER and tried to hit them, but fell backwards and smashed her head on the port-a-potty.

It all ended when four people managed to lift the under the jeep woman into the jeep, and the still standing woman staggered in and was folded up like an IKEA chair into a shape that fitted. This whole thing - the getting people into the jeep thing - took about two hours.

Anyway, I was thinking the next day about how long it's been since I have been that wasted - at least ten years thank god- and how bad their hangovers would be in the morning. But I don't know, they're young! I could go at it then too - now my weekly bottle of wine leaves me feeling quite vile!


What a story. I just polished off a bottle of red (a half is my usual) and I’m smoking weed so who knows. Water is my friend at this point. I love water, me. Soccer gsme tomorrow evening. Rebecca’s grand daughter is playing. She’s ace and I’m not saying that cause I know her. She’s a mid back and she still manages to score regularly.
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Re: rate your hangover

Postby Six String » 13 May 2021, 17:19

I feel fine this morning. That rouge must have lacked in sulfites. It was made biodynamically too so that might have helped. It was too delicious to stop.
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Re: rate your hangover

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 13 May 2021, 17:20

You must be getting younger instead of older, pal!
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Re: rate your hangover

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 14 May 2021, 14:58

Hmm, 7
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Re: rate your hangover

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 14 May 2021, 14:58

Thanks ‘weekly wine’
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Re: rate your hangover

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 30 Jun 2021, 14:48

0/10!
I watched the footie yesterday at lunchtime and lined my stomach with Austin’s finest veggie burger first. A few beers, a ton of water, a nap till 5pm, and I feel like I’ve drunk nothing at all. It follows that I must start any drinking before lunch from now on, so I guess I’m going to be unemployed fairly soon.
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Re: rate your hangover

Postby Six String » 30 Jun 2021, 18:06

:lol: I had three pints of cider last night at my friend’s going away party and I drank three pints of water in between and the party lasted 4.5 hours so the bevs were spread out. I was spinning my own records of course so needed to stay even keeled to protect them.
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Re: rate your hangover

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 20 Jul 2021, 13:55

I went out with a friend to a local bar yesterday - it’s the first time we have done that for two years. She’s British so in celebration of the occasion I took her some Marmite and she brought me a Fry’s Peppermint Cream!

Anyway - 2/10
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