Weird dreams

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Re: Weird dreams

Postby yomptepi » 28 Sep 2021, 10:46

Last night I dreamed I was living with Amy Winehouse and Leonard Nimoy in a three bedroomed house in Bideford. I remember Amy was nice, but liked carving knives, and Spock was very good at pointing out things were broken , but very bad at fixing them.
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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 28 Sep 2021, 16:07

yomptepi wrote:Last night I dreamed I was living with Amy Winehouse and Leonard Nimoy in a three bedroomed house in Bideford. I remember Amy was nice, but liked carving knives, and Spock was very good at pointing out things were broken , but very bad at fixing them.


This would make a very good sitcom.
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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Flower » 11 Oct 2021, 13:30

Weird dream .. I was with a friend who told me that he has changed his residency and needed me to look in on his teen sister from time to time. I knew the family and went over to their house. His sister told me that she was fighting with their Dad all the time and when he Dad told her "That something has to change." She told him to "enjoy your new home." .. This got me laughing my head off and then her Dad came into the room and didn't appreciate the "joke" .. fade to black.
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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 13 Oct 2021, 12:12

Last night I had a dream I was back working in a U.K. hospital. I was looking after a bloke who was really ill - an elderly bloke called ‘Fred Raspberry’ who happened to be the richest man in the U.K. His medical records said that we couldn’t tell anyone we were looking after him or workers would go on strike because they loathed him and there would be chaos. His wife was a very thin elderly woman- I sat talking to her and she was trying to feed him macaroni cheese. Every time she put a mouthful on a spoon and started feeding him I would lean into the plate with a tablespoon and grab a mouthful for myself, thinking she wouldn’t notice. We got to the end of the plate and I said oh! Look the plate is empty, he has done really well and Mr. Raspberry opened one eye and said ‘no thanks to you, fatty!’
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Re: Weird dreams

Postby souphound » 13 Oct 2021, 14:11

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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Positive Passion » 13 Oct 2021, 18:39

I had a dream the other night when DI Jack Mooney from Death in Paradise was my boss.

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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 26 Oct 2021, 15:55

I had a dream that I left Baron for Larry David!
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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Six String » 26 Oct 2021, 18:49

Minnie Cheddars wrote:I had a dream that I left Baron for Larry David!


Pretty, pretty weird. :D
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Re: Weird dreams

Postby der Freiherr » 26 Oct 2021, 21:57

Six String wrote:
Minnie Cheddars wrote:I had a dream that I left Baron for Larry David!


Pretty, pretty weird. :D


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Re: Weird dreams

Postby pcqgod » 06 Nov 2021, 19:56

I was at a small school, like an American red-brick elementary school that was shutting down and people were moving stuff out onto a big truck. Edward James Olmos was among the movers so I gave him a big smile so he would react positively to me and think I was cool, but he just gave me a angry blow-off look. Whatever was being loaded had interested me enough that I was taking pictures of it, but when I put my camera down I saw that the truck and everyone was gone, and control of the school had reverted to some fascist regime! Worse, the school was now surrounded by a security gate and I had to get out soon or never leave. I was able to walk out an open gate at first, but my backpack was missing and I needed to have it. I frantically searched for it and found an empty backpack, but it wasn't mine. I was now trapped inside the gate. Inside I found a computer terminal that looked like an ATM that I was able to use employing a trick I had learned before the fascists took over. Using it, I found a place I could safely jump over the fence and avoid electrified charges in the ground. I finally found my backpack hidden in some overgrown weeds and jumped to freedom.
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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Flower » 06 Nov 2021, 21:36

pcqgod wrote:I was at a small school, like an American red-brick elementary school that was shutting down and people were moving stuff out onto a big truck. Edward James Olmos was among the movers so I gave him a big smile so he would react positively to me and think I was cool, but he just gave me a angry blow-off look. Whatever was being loaded had interested me enough that I was taking pictures of it, but when I put my camera down I saw that the truck and everyone was gone, and control of the school had reverted to some fascist regime! Worse, the school was now surrounded by a security gate and I had to get out soon or never leave. I was able to walk out an open gate at first, but my backpack was missing and I needed to have it. I frantically searched for it and found an empty backpack, but it wasn't mine. I was now trapped inside the gate. Inside I found a computer terminal that looked like an ATM that I was able to use employing a trick I had learned before the fascists took over. Using it, I found a place I could safely jump over the fence and avoid electrified charges in the ground. I finally found my backpack hidden in some overgrown weeds and jumped to freedom.


It sounds like you were involved in a holocaust type situation and the school was being turned in to ghetto. Glad that you escaped :)
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Re: Weird dreams

Postby pcqgod » 09 Nov 2021, 19:21

Flower wrote:
pcqgod wrote:I was at a small school, like an American red-brick elementary school that was shutting down and people were moving stuff out onto a big truck. Edward James Olmos was among the movers so I gave him a big smile so he would react positively to me and think I was cool, but he just gave me a angry blow-off look. Whatever was being loaded had interested me enough that I was taking pictures of it, but when I put my camera down I saw that the truck and everyone was gone, and control of the school had reverted to some fascist regime! Worse, the school was now surrounded by a security gate and I had to get out soon or never leave. I was able to walk out an open gate at first, but my backpack was missing and I needed to have it. I frantically searched for it and found an empty backpack, but it wasn't mine. I was now trapped inside the gate. Inside I found a computer terminal that looked like an ATM that I was able to use employing a trick I had learned before the fascists took over. Using it, I found a place I could safely jump over the fence and avoid electrified charges in the ground. I finally found my backpack hidden in some overgrown weeds and jumped to freedom.


It sounds like you were involved in a holocaust type situation and the school was being turned in to ghetto. Glad that you escaped :)


Yeah, usually my more disturbing dreams don't tie up so neatly.
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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 18 Nov 2021, 14:42

Last night was a corker. I had a dream that two friends of ours who live just over the road called me in the early hours to ask me if I could confirm the death of their son. In real life, their son is a teenager, but when I went over in my nightie he was a toddler. They explained that he had been born with a genetic disorder that meant part of his lungs had never developed and that his death was always going to be imminent. He was sat in a chair with some oxygen and was moving around, and while I said I was sorry for their plight it was pretty clear that he wasn't dead. They said oh, thanks, and then took him on a slide and gave him to me to carry for a while. I was terrified that he would die while I was holding him and said that I found caring for dying kids pretty distressing but they said oh, it's no biggie. So I took the child back to my house, which now seemed to be next to where my parents live. I looked through the door and it was a disaster. The laundry room was full of bras full of spaghetti and vomit and every sink was flowing over with shit. Real shit. I asked my stepmum what the fuck was going on and she said that her and my Dad had just stopped caring about keeping house and were going to live the way they wanted to, including shitting in sinks. I said to her that I didn't think that was really the way they wanted to live and she said oh yeah it is, and started shitting on the kitchen floor.

I backed out at this point and my uncle chased down the road after me with a hammer. I got the hammer off him, knocked him out and then tied him up with plant stems.

We got covid boosters a few hours before- what the hell did they put in them??
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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Mike Boom » 18 Nov 2021, 20:21

Minnie Cheddars wrote:Last night was a corker. I had a dream that two friends of ours who live just over the road called me in the early hours to ask me if I could confirm the death of their son. In real life, their son is a teenager, but when I went over in my nightie he was a toddler. They explained that he had been born with a genetic disorder that meant part of his lungs had never developed and that his death was always going to be imminent. He was sat in a chair with some oxygen and was moving around, and while I said I was sorry for their plight it was pretty clear that he wasn't dead. They said oh, thanks, and then took him on a slide and gave him to me to carry for a while. I was terrified that he would die while I was holding him and said that I found caring for dying kids pretty distressing but they said oh, it's no biggie. So I took the child back to my house, which now seemed to be next to where my parents live. I looked through the door and it was a disaster. The laundry room was full of bras full of spaghetti and vomit and every sink was flowing over with shit. Real shit. I asked my stepmum what the fuck was going on and she said that her and my Dad had just stopped caring about keeping house and were going to live the way they wanted to, including shitting in sinks. I said to her that I didn't think that was really the way they wanted to live and she said oh yeah it is, and started shitting on the kitchen floor.

I backed out at this point and my uncle chased down the road after me with a hammer. I got the hammer off him, knocked him out and then tied him up with plant stems.

We got covid boosters a few hours before- what the hell did they put in them??



This is when you right it all off as a weird dream until you walk down the road and find your uncle tied up with plant stems where you left him!

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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 18 Nov 2021, 20:31

:o
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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Flower » 20 Nov 2021, 13:14

I had a dream that two red and white striped tents were set up at either end of our street. They were giving out delicious mugs of hot chocolate, topped with whipped cream and sprinkles. There were also all kinds of bakery cookies, everyone was having a great time. A few minutes into the fun, this dog came along and snatched a cookie and started to howl (it was a beagle called "Muttley the Mongrel") .. his owners said that everyone was giving their mutt poison and they attempted to violently kick down the tents when the Navy Seals showed up. The Navy Seals read them their rights and took them away in an amphibious assault vehicle. We all cheered and started to drink brandy.

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