Cates vs Kate (NSFW)

[Minnie the Minx]

Phoebe Cates would get my vote. And indeed, has.

Bof! So what's to write home about?

Nothing to write home about. Unless you LIKE looking at young, undeveloped women, in really quite an exploitative way....if THAT'S your bag, you write home about it all you like - you only need one hand to hold your pen, anyway....

What's an exploitative way?

[Goat Boy]

Nothing to write home about. Unless you LIKE looking at young, undeveloped women, in really quite an exploitative way....if THAT'S your bag, you write home about it all you like - you only need one hand to hold your pen, anyway....

Undeveloped? Don't be silly.

[meetthesonics]

Sea Of Tunes wrote:

And the inevitable aging process makes those pearls vicious, aggressive, and depressive in their later years - to be avoided.

She's still very pretty in the most recent pictures I've seen. Assume she's happy too. Gave it all up to raise her and Kevin Kline's kids, hasn't made a movie in 20 some years.
Helps that I'm about the same age as her, and been head over for her since 1982.
Still watch Shag at least once a year, great movie.

[oldjoe90]

Neither of them do much for me. Now Natalie Imbruglia..........

[The Slider]

I think they are both very nice to look at and that neither of them particularly raise my blood pressure.
That said I'd happily spread my creamy goodness over their delicious orbs without so much as a by-your-leave were I invited to do so.
In an exploitative way too.

[Limpin' Jez McKenzie]

I would say Kate Middleton is quite pretty - certainly not plain.

[Molony]

She's got dirty eyes.

[sloopjohnc]

I think they are both very nice to look at and that neither of them particularly raise my blood pressure.
That said I'd happily spread my creamy goodness over their delicious orbs without so much as a by-your-leave were I invited to do so.
In an exploitative way too.

Amen.

I differ with you though on Phoebe Cates.

They built a masturbation scene around her for a reason.

A very good reason.

If Middleton is hummus, Cates is hummus with red peppers.

[Nolamike]

[sloopjohnc]

I had never heard about Phoebe Cates until I opened this thread. I thought it was going to be about 'Smelly Cat' Phoebe from Friends.

I don't believe you really are French.

[Samoan]

I think Kate M is very pretty but I think her long thick hair is quite a big part of that.

If *they* make her cut it short or get her to wear it up and back all the time , I think she'd just look....well, much less pretty.

(Never heard of Phoebe Cates)

[sloopjohnc]

The French Wikipédia entry about her begins like this: "Phoebe Cates (née le 16 juillet 1963) est une actrice américaine qui a mis un terme à sa carrière pour élever ses enfants." Yes, "…an American actress who gave up her career to raise her children." What's to build a masturbation scene about?

As a journalist, as you well know Fred, that is the quintessential example of "burying the lead."

[Minnie the Minx]

I think they are both very nice to look at and that neither of them particularly raise my blood pressure.
That said I'd happily spread my creamy goodness over their delicious orbs without so much as a by-your-leave were I invited to do so.
In an exploitative way too.

Amen.

I differ with you though on Phoebe Cates.

They built a masturbation scene around her for a reason.

A very good reason.

If Middleton is hummus, Cates is hummus with red peppers.

John, I hate to be the one to break it to you but the repeated hummus analogies weren't funny the FIRST hundred times.

[sloopjohnc]

I think they are both very nice to look at and that neither of them particularly raise my blood pressure.
That said I'd happily spread my creamy goodness over their delicious orbs without so much as a by-your-leave were I invited to do so.
In an exploitative way too.

Amen.

I differ with you though on Phoebe Cates.

They built a masturbation scene around her for a reason.

A very good reason.

If Middleton is hummus, Cates is hummus with red peppers.

John, I hate to be the one to break it to you but the repeated hummus analogies weren't funny the FIRST hundred times.

I think they keep getting funnier and funnier.

[Minnie the Minx]

[Rated B]

There's something decidedly mannish about Middleton...

I guess at least one of them in the relationship has that going for them.

[Nolamike]

I think they are both very nice to look at and that neither of them particularly raise my blood pressure.
That said I'd happily spread my creamy goodness over their delicious orbs without so much as a by-your-leave were I invited to do so.
In an exploitative way too.

Amen.

I differ with you though on Phoebe Cates.

They built a masturbation scene around her for a reason.

A very good reason.

If Middleton is hummus, Cates is hummus with red peppers.

John, I hate to be the one to break it to you but the repeated hummus anal orgies weren't funny the FIRST hundred times.