Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby Diamond Dog » 16 May 2019, 08:59

Oh, hard luck Leeds! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby borofan » 16 May 2019, 18:05

Diamond Dog wrote:Oh, hard luck Leeds! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yup, Dirty Leeds blow it again. 5 goes at the play-offs, 5 defeats. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of neanderthal knuckledragging twats. :D :D :D :D :D
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Postby Diamond Dog » 16 May 2019, 19:10

To be fair, that was one of the games of the season - anywhere. An absolute classic cut and thrust encounter with aggression and skill pretty evenly matched. But I must admit to laughing loudly when Derby banged the deciding fourth in against ten man Leeds. Magical.
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Postby Diamond Dog » 18 May 2019, 10:14

Anyone fancy Watford today in the FA Cup Final?!
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Postby never/ever » 18 May 2019, 10:44

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Postby Darkness_Fish » 18 May 2019, 18:01

Second half comebacks are all the rage...
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Postby Diamond Dog » 20 May 2019, 08:48

Darkness_Fish wrote:Second half comebacks are all the rage...


Sadly not in this one.

That was really dire - from the moment City scored the game was over, wasn't it?
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Postby Rorschach » 20 May 2019, 15:09

borofan wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:Oh, hard luck Leeds! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yup, Dirty Leeds blow it again. 5 goes at the play-offs, 5 defeats. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of neanderthal knuckledragging twats. :D :D :D :D :D


Leeds have been great to watch this season. A hell of a lot more entertaining than Middlesbrough, that's for sure.
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Postby borofan » 20 May 2019, 17:34

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borofan wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:Oh, hard luck Leeds! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yup, Dirty Leeds blow it again. 5 goes at the play-offs, 5 defeats. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of neanderthal knuckledragging twats. :D :D :D :D :D


Leeds have been great to watch this season. A hell of a lot more entertaining than Middlesbrough, that's for sure.

Which is precisely why Pulis has left (thank fuck!). Still, if Dirty Leeds were playing outside my window, I'd close the blinds.
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Postby Diamond Dog » 20 May 2019, 18:35

Rorschach wrote:
borofan wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:Oh, hard luck Leeds! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yup, Dirty Leeds blow it again. 5 goes at the play-offs, 5 defeats. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of neanderthal knuckledragging twats. :D :D :D :D :D


Leeds have been great to watch this season. A hell of a lot more entertaining than Middlesbrough, that's for sure.


They've been the best team in that League for me - how the fuck they haven't gone up is a huge mystery.

But such fun.
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Postby Diamond Dog » 27 May 2019, 14:22

I fancy Derby today - I'm no fan of Lampard but he's a much finer choice that Terry too.
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Postby Diamond Dog » 27 May 2019, 17:01

Diamond Dog wrote:I fancy Derby today - I'm no fan of Lampard but he's a much finer choice that Terry too.


But he's clearly not a better coach than Dean Smith.

Derby were woeful, uninventive and unambitious for 65 minutes. Villa thoroughly deserved it.
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Postby clive gash » 27 May 2019, 18:41

Nostradamus strikes again :lol:
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Postby Minnie Cheddars » 27 Oct 2019, 23:22

After a promising start, Rovers have shit the bed quite magnificently.
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Postby Minnie Cheddars » 02 Dec 2021, 00:41

We're fifth!
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Postby Minnie Cheddars » 27 Jan 2022, 13:07

I don’t want to jinx it but Rovers are on fucking fire!
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Postby Minnie Cheddars » 24 Apr 2022, 16:16

Minnie Cheddars wrote:I don’t want to jinx it but Rovers are on fucking fire!



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