STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

[Diamond Dog]

Pretentious prick. Moi?

[Minnie the Minx]

Do you want a BISCUIT???

[toomanyhatz]

I should probably be paying attention. Your predictions have been so spot on up till now!

[Diamond Dog]

Unfortunately we also have one named Flower.

[toomanyhatz]

Always a dilemma when someone is trying to get responses to a post and you have no idea how to respond because you have no idea what point they think they're making.

Makes it easier to not respond, though, which I assume is the right course of action.

[toomanyhatz]

Don't you even have a suspicion that a completely random unusual coincidence might actually be proof of an insidious conspiracy of tens of thousands of people working in coordination yet somehow able to maintain complete secrecy from the public?

The answer will always be no.

[kath]

for. fucque's. sake.

stupid and crazy people. it's what's for dinner.

the other white meat.

whatever ya do, don't eat it. e. coli is NOT yer friend.

[Diamond Dog]

It's cold in Canada. Who knew?

[kath]

christ.

stop. feeding. the. fucquin. gotdamn. troll.

it isn't that hard. it doesn't take all that much self-control.

just give it up. yer not doin anything that is even slightly amusing... or edifying... or anything.

there is a toxic troll on this board. he should be banned (and i really am as non-banning as a sane person can be.)

but to tell ya the truth, y'all go on. if it's fun for you to interact with a troll, good. i'll stick to synch listens.

it really pisses me off that anyone is encouraging it by the one thing said toadstool wants: attention.

i seem to be in a minority, though. fine. i can deal with it.

i can deal with a lot of horseshit. but i don't need to do it here.

[Rorschach]

christ.

stop. feeding. the. fucquin. gotdamn. troll.

I totally agree with you. Maybe you should revive my 'Put Dimbo on ignore' thread rather than venting in this cold, dark corner of BCB.

In Classic Threads, no-one can hear you scream.

Don't just stick to sync listens.

[kath]

In Classic Threads, no-one can hear you scream.

mwhaha.

ya know, there aren't many people who've heard me scream.

i don't scream around my sister. whenever i did in the past, it would just get her freaked out and violent. my sister is 5'2", but this has never stopped her from being a tazmanian devil of a hurricane. (what. i can mix metaphors if i wanna.)

reap heard me scream on many occasions. his response was to crank some zep, hand me a shot, and rub my shoulders for a few minutes.

now, the one who hears me scream is my son. he's anti-social as a general rule. his best friend is our cat spots. la gata spotta. feline wheels. my son's reaction? he walks out of the room without a word. he returns with a cinnamon roll.

he knows things.

[toomanyhatz]

*Peaks around corner* Is he gone yet?