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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 02 Jun 2020, 11:37

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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 03 Jun 2020, 11:58

Neighbors eavesdropping? Here are seven statements to make that will burn their ears.
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 04 Jun 2020, 12:04

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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby souphound » 04 Jun 2020, 14:11

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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 05 Jun 2020, 11:42

Seventy five year old man clicks on link and to his surprise, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. You'll never believe what he wished for ... :D
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 06 Jun 2020, 12:31

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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 07 Jun 2020, 12:33

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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 08 Jun 2020, 11:22

Seven stories of karma at work. It can be a b*tch so be kind and careful.
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 09 Jun 2020, 11:39

High school girl breaks a chain letter. Twenty years later, this is what happened. :o
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 10 Jun 2020, 11:56

Man purchases a garden gnome for a buck at a yard sale, brings it home and finds that it filled with currency and a note. You won't believe what the note said.
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Minnie the Minx » 10 Jun 2020, 16:14

Flower wrote:Man purchases a garden gnome for a buck at a yard sale, brings it home and finds that it filled with currency and a note. You won't believe what the note said.


Did it say ‘please kill me before I have to read another clickbait post’?
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 10 Jun 2020, 16:52

Minnie the Minx wrote:
Flower wrote:Man purchases a garden gnome for a buck at a yard sale, brings it home and finds that it filled with currency and a note. You won't believe what the note said.


Did it say ‘please kill me before I have to read another clickbait post’?


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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 11 Jun 2020, 11:32

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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 12 Jun 2020, 10:00

What's in a name? Find out the meaning of your name. One woman sued her parents over her name and more.
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 13 Jun 2020, 11:43

Couple wake to a cat party. Their cat "invited" all the neighbor strays to come in through the cat flap in for a meal. The photos are beyond cute.
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 14 Jun 2020, 11:56

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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 15 Jun 2020, 12:17

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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 16 Jun 2020, 11:37

"The Swim", the "Mashed Potato", "The Twist", "The Frug", "The Hitch hike" and many other 1960's dances are making come backs due to social distancing. People still need to dance at weddings.
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 17 Jun 2020, 12:33

Man goes to prison for breaking the neighbor's nozzle. Click for the back story.
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 18 Jun 2020, 10:35

Seven examples of people who got what they wished for and are now sorry.
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