Nibbles that your parents put out when you visit.

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Nibbles that your parents put out when you visit.

Postby Minnie the Minx » 22 Dec 2019, 21:23

I'm sure it's not just parents that I visit - don't parents, once you've left home, "Put nibbles out" in a way they didn't when you lived there?
Plopped on the ottoman in a bowl or something. They sure as shit didn't give me bowls of things to eat before my tea when I was living with them. Why do they do it now? It's odd isn't it? And they seem to always give you mainly the same things.

Mum of Baron: A Trader Joe's rampage! Smoked cashews, hummus with things you didn't expect in it (pomegranate seeds anyone?), olives in an oil you can't quite place.

My parents: A bottle of Cava and they point at the cupboard that has the Quavers in.

Dad of Baron: Tiny cubes of springy cheese. Nuts in bowls. A variety of crackers. Something rolled in pistachios.

My mother: Kept a big bowl next to the stereo and in it were tangerines, almonds and brazil nuts in their shells, Turkish Delight and Cadbury's Creme Eggs, and sunflower seeds in their kernels - none of these things were separated, they were all chucked together. This bowl got passed around while she was in the kitchen cooking, with us all gawping into it in horror. The fruit got changed out, but I think everything else was in there forever.

I've often wondered why you get nibbles when you go to visit. I wonder if parents think you swam there.

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Re: Nibbles that your parents put out when you visit.

Postby trans-chigley express » 23 Dec 2019, 05:09

My family were nibble free but my wife's family, and Chinese families in general, always have a bowl with compartments containing different snacks over the Chinese New Year, and sometimes Christmas too. Typically they have lots of seeds (sunflower, melon, pumpkin) sometimes fried or baked or just raw. Nuts too especially pistachio nuts and sometimes candy in colourful wrappers. Never any chocolates :cry:
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 23 Dec 2019, 13:36

Well, I’m sure my mum’s bowl is still brimming with dusty Turkish Delight if you want to help yourself :D
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Re: Nibbles that your parents put out when you visit.

Postby Still Baron » 23 Dec 2019, 14:53

Minnie the Minx wrote:Dad of Baron: Tiny cubes of springy cheese. Nuts in bowls. A variety of crackers. Something rolled in pistachios.


It should be noted that my father is a cheapskate who does not actually take great pleasure from food. So the cheese is invariably ill-advised. He also prefers unsalted nuts.
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Postby Six String » 23 Dec 2019, 17:07

My Dad would make that Chez Mix stuff back in the 70s before it became a thing commercially. It was greatly improved with pecans from their tree, a tree that is still producing and it must be about 50-60 YO.

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Re: Nibbles that your parents put out when you visit.

Postby Still Baron » 23 Dec 2019, 17:25

Six String wrote:My Dad would make that Chez Mix stuff back in the 70s before it became a thing commercially. It was greatly improved with pecans from their tree, a tree that is still producing and it must be about 50-60 YO.


I love that stuff if it’s done a certain way. It used to be called Texas Trash and was everywhere at Christmas but I haven’t had it since my grandmother died.
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 23 Dec 2019, 17:29

They sell it at HEB!
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Re: Nibbles that your parents put out when you visit.

Postby Still Baron » 23 Dec 2019, 17:52

I just looked at a recipe or three for it and they call for fucking bacon grease! Damn!
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 23 Dec 2019, 17:58

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Postby Six String » 23 Dec 2019, 18:12

I don't remember bacon grease as part of our recipe although there was some type of oil involved to make the spicing stick. I've never made it but I could eat the hell out of it if presented to me. The store version has never appealed to me. I forgot about the Texas Trash part, but yeah that's the stuff.

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Postby trans-chigley express » 23 Dec 2019, 22:32

Minnie the Minx wrote:Well, I’m sure my mum’s bowl is still brimming with dusty Turkish Delight if you want to help yourself :D

I'd snap your hand off for that

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Postby Minnie the Minx » 14 Jan 2020, 17:31

This week it’s been coconut macaroons!
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Re: Nibbles that your parents put out when you visit.

Postby The Slider » 16 Jan 2020, 20:24

Apparently if you go to Beebsy's mum's house you get a tomato
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Re: Nibbles that your parents put out when you visit.

Postby Samoan » 16 Jan 2020, 21:13

My mum was all about Mini Babybels and Laughing Cow little cheese cubes.

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Re: Nibbles that your parents put out when you visit.

Postby Samoan » 17 Jan 2020, 11:19

Oh, and cherry tomatoes and Twiglets.
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