Answer with click bait

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 03 Dec 2019, 01:43

Pam kills man in Japan.
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 03 Dec 2019, 01:45

Circus freaks escape using Pam to slide through bars.
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Jimbo » 03 Dec 2019, 04:56

Everything bagel with EVERYTHING!
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Jimbo wrote: So Kath, put on your puka love beads ... Then go fuque yourself.

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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 03 Dec 2019, 11:26

EVERYTHING BAGEL CHRISTMAS TREE inventor becomes instant billionaire.
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Fonz » 03 Dec 2019, 11:50

‘Larger than a milk bottle, and it’s not even erect!’
Heyyyy!

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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 03 Dec 2019, 12:58

The Chanukah Fairy caught in the act.
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Jimbo » 03 Dec 2019, 13:20

God is dead.
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Jimbo wrote: So Kath, put on your puka love beads ... Then go fuque yourself.

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Postby Flower » 03 Dec 2019, 13:24

God survives cyber attack.
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Jimbo » 03 Dec 2019, 17:29

Portland bazillionaire owns seven Teslas and drives a different one every day of the week.
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 03 Dec 2019, 17:41

How to stop automated phone calls.
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 03 Dec 2019, 21:58

The eight best Chanukah movies of all time.
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Jimbo » 04 Dec 2019, 06:20

Eat whatever the fuck you wanna eat diet!
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 04 Dec 2019, 19:25

How to handle washing the dishes and other household chores without getting a divorce in the time that it takes to read this or piss, whatever comes first. ;)
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 05 Dec 2019, 12:34

Seven foods that should never pretend to be hamburgers.
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Jimbo » 05 Dec 2019, 21:02

Don't Throw Away Your Nail Clippings
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 05 Dec 2019, 21:49

New study on pissing in you car tank
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Jimbo » 06 Dec 2019, 02:40

Flower wrote:New study on pissing in you car tank


New study. Sugar is actually an excellent gas additive!
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Flower » 06 Dec 2019, 12:36

PAM recalled, caused brain damage to man in Japan.

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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Jimbo » 07 Dec 2019, 02:49

Drink your way out of alcoholism!
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Re: Answer with click bait

Postby Sam Stone » 07 Dec 2019, 09:23

BCB's Jimbo and partner now live in big plastic boxes in kindly couple's spare room

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/how- ... 3c4f899e58

Case study
This year Gwen Adair went to a talk in her North Devon village about the plight of hedgehogs, the diminshing population and how to make gardens hospitable. She heard about Hamsworthy Hedgehog Rescue centre in Poole and told them she could take a few hedgehogs.

Last month she brought home Jimbo and Talia, juveniles born late and too small to hibernate. They now live in big plastic boxes in her boot room.

“In many respects they are perfect guests. During the day you don’t see them at all. They are curled up and asleep in their nests. But at night they come out and trash the place. It’s like having two toddlers who are not potty trained and are secret ravers,” she said.