Coan's new board - It's all gone a bit Pete Tong

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

Did you get invited?

YES, but I'll be staying where I am thank you very much
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11%
YES, and I'm just stopping off here to say "see you suckers" to hoi palloi who didn't.
3
5%
YES, but I'll be using both until one or both goes tits up
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30%
NO, and I'm spitting feathers
4
7%
NO, and I really couldn't give a shit
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46%
 
Total votes: 56

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Re: Coan's new board - It's all gone a bit Pete Tong

Postby Sam Stone » 07 Oct 2019, 16:56

Matt Wilson wrote:
Flower wrote:
The original thread about BCB is now in a "secret forum" .. only the new thread and selected slags are in the public forum.
.


LOL. Yeah, I noticed that. Ray sussed that they sound like complete wackos to the outside (read: Anyone who's not a Preludin) world and moved the now 120 page BCB Watch thread to a secret destination that only die-hards can read. He opened up the 'general' section for public viewing (sans the BCB thread, natch) while skope begged him not to - claiming there was much damning evidence which wouldn't paint them in a good light. :lol:



You can't imagine how crushed I was when I saw how much Coan, Skope and their multiple personalities aliases hate me. Pretty sure that the Devonian Timothy Dreary that is Rayge loathes me, too. Sadly, it was impossible to tell as the pathetic old windbag insists on using words that haven't been in circulation since Lawrence Sterne passed away.
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Re: Coan's new board - It's all gone a bit Pete Tong

Postby The Modernist » 07 Oct 2019, 17:49

Powehi wrote:
HEN wrote:
Your girly screams are a turn on, they really are.



Anyone who can publicly post his fantasies about reducing women to tears without giving it a second thought
is in serious need of psychiatric help.


Matt Wilson isn't a women. The clue is in the name.

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Re: Coan's new board - It's all gone a bit Pete Tong

Postby Flowere » 07 Oct 2019, 18:03

:lol:
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Re: Coan's new board - It's all gone a bit Pete Tong

Postby Sam Stone » 07 Oct 2019, 18:09

If this is what passes for wit on P, I'm even gladder I'm not part of its sordid little circle jerk.

Seriously, can you two not see how pathetic it is that you're defending someone who's spent the last god knows how many years consumed by his hatred for a group of people he's never met and will never meet.
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Re: Coan's new board - It's all gone a bit Pete Tong

Postby C » 07 Oct 2019, 18:18

Jeemo wrote:Thanks for the kind words but I have finished as a Foster Carer now.


As you know Jim I am aware of the many children you have helped over the years

You should be proud

Your family should be proud

I feel proud to know you

Well done lad

Robust stuff!

Yes, robust stuff!!



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Re: Coan's new board - It's all gone a bit Pete Tong

Postby Matt Wilson » 07 Oct 2019, 18:21

The Modernist wrote:
Powehi wrote:
HEN wrote:
Your girly screams are a turn on, they really are.



Anyone who can publicly post his fantasies about reducing women to tears without giving it a second thought
is in serious need of psychiatric help.


Matt Wilson isn't a women. The clue is in the name.


Matt is short for Matilda.

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Re: Coan's new board - It's all gone a bit Pete Tong

Postby The Modernist » 07 Oct 2019, 18:25

:D My mistake.

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Re: Coan's new board - It's all gone a bit Pete Tong

Postby Matt Wilson » 07 Oct 2019, 18:31

C'mon Geraint, we've known each other a long time.

It hurts when when I realize how little you know about me.

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Re: Coan's new board - It's all gone a bit Pete Tong

Postby The Modernist » 07 Oct 2019, 18:40

I just hope Adam doesn't get too excited... :o

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Re: Coan's new board - It's all gone a bit Pete Tong

Postby Jimbly » 07 Oct 2019, 20:22

He's going to be talking about Sausages again, isn't he?
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Re: Coan's new board - It's all gone a bit Pete Tong

Postby Johnny Fartpants » 08 Oct 2019, 18:42

Jeemo wrote:Thanks for the kind words but I have finished as a Foster Carer now.


I’ve heard you’re a axe murderer now, is that right? ;)
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Re: Coan's new board - It's all gone a bit Pete Tong

Postby Jimbly » 08 Oct 2019, 20:21

Johnny Fartpants wrote:
Jeemo wrote:Thanks for the kind words but I have finished as a Foster Carer now.


I’ve heard you’re a axe murderer now, is that right? ;)



and I'd have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for those pesky fartpants.
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Re: Coan's new board - It's all gone a bit Pete Tong

Postby Flower » 09 Oct 2019, 12:04

I am sick that not only an *#%% .. I can't come up with the right words, would joke about taking human skin and making lampshades .. but that people would "like" the comment ...

History is unknown to them ..

https://www.historynet.com/a-human-skin ... ocaust.htm

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Re: Coan's new board - It's all gone a bit Pete Tong

Postby Sneelock » 10 Oct 2019, 17:35

I "liked" it. yeah, pretty tasteless. I do that sometimes.
since I started the thread I felt like I sort of walked right into that one.
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Re: Coan's new board - It's all gone a bit Pete Tong

Postby Flower » 10 Oct 2019, 22:29

I'll never see the humor of making lampshades from anything that was human or animal .. veggie is another story.
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