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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Minnie the Minx » 27 Aug 2019, 00:42

Squirrels brains get larger in Autumn to cope with all the information they need about remembering where they have buried their nuts.
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Postby Darkness_Fish » 27 Aug 2019, 09:27

I now feel sexually inexperienced next to squirrels.
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Postby harvey k-tel » 27 Aug 2019, 18:38

If you're a real dog lover you can get a bed with a kennel built right into it!

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Postby Minnie the Minx » 27 Aug 2019, 19:34

harvey k-tel wrote:If you're a real dog lover you can get a bed with a kennel built right into it!

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I know what that bed has been used for and it has little to do with cats and dogs.
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Postby Charlie O. » 28 Aug 2019, 02:20

I just learned that there is a band called Sly & The Family Drone.

Seriously, fuck these people.
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Postby Diamond Dog » 01 Sep 2019, 09:36

Peter Sellers was an accomplished drummer and ukelele player (but not at the same time).
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Postby Powehi » 01 Sep 2019, 09:41

Diamond Dog wrote:Peter Sellers was an accomplished drummer and ukelele player (but not at the same time).


PS also took his daughter's much loved pony and gave it to one of Princess Margaret's brats as a present

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Powehi » 01 Sep 2019, 14:28

Just 60p of the retail cost of a replica football shirt that sells for UK£85 goes to the sweat shop workers who made it

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Postby Six String » 01 Sep 2019, 17:50

Diamond Dog wrote:Peter Sellers was an accomplished drummer and ukelele player (but not at the same time).


He plays ukelele on one track of Steeleye Span's Commoners Crown.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 01 Sep 2019, 19:05

Six String wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:Peter Sellers was an accomplished drummer and ukelele player (but not at the same time).


He plays ukelele on one track of Steeleye Span's Commoners Crown.


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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Positive Passion » 08 Sep 2019, 16:28

The difference between a butler sink and a Belfast sink.

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Postby Minnie the Minx » 26 Sep 2019, 15:50

The intro to ‘How to Disappear Completely’ by Radiohead is identical to the beginning and backing of ‘Its Raining Today’ by Scott Walker
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Postby Hugh » 27 Sep 2019, 18:17

Mel Torme was Thora Hird’s son-in-law.

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Postby St Jeemo the Humourless » 27 Sep 2019, 19:01

Hugh wrote:Mel Torme was Thora Hird’s son-in-law.


my mum used to tell me that everytime Mel was on the telly. so about three times then.
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Postby harvey k-tel » 02 Oct 2019, 14:16

Wheel Of Fortune's Vanna White earns $4 Million per year and works 4 days a month (they tape five or six episodes in one day).
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Postby Jimbo » 02 Oct 2019, 14:25

Powehi wrote: replica football shirt that sells for UK£85


I learned there are dummies who will pay 85 pounds for a stupid shirt.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Flower » 02 Oct 2019, 17:30

How many posts another forum had or has ... :lol:
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Flower » 03 Oct 2019, 00:10

That Jimbo drinks carrot juice .. no comment.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Flower » 04 Oct 2019, 13:44

Sadly, a good friend has bone cancer. :(
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 07 Oct 2019, 15:50

Who Sabar Tahar is :shock:
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