Anyone fancy a pint?

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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Sneelock » 20 Jun 2019, 00:10

Minnie the Minx wrote:What tequila do you want? They have high end stuff, and turpentine.


(look in wallet) you'd better make mine turpentine.
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby harvey k-tel » 20 Jun 2019, 19:08

Set 'em up.
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby harvey k-tel » 20 Jun 2019, 20:29

*taps fingers*


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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 20 Jun 2019, 20:31

Where the fuck were you shitheads yesterday you arseholes?


































Alrighty, who wants what?
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Samoan » 20 Jun 2019, 21:01

A shot of Jameson's, if you please
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 20 Jun 2019, 21:28

Alright!
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 02 Aug 2019, 19:51

Anyone???
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Sneelock » 02 Aug 2019, 19:53

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Six String » 02 Aug 2019, 19:59

A Mezcal, two ice cubes and a squeeze of lime.

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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Still Baron » 02 Aug 2019, 20:03

Straight to the backyard!
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 02 Aug 2019, 20:05

Still Baron wrote:Straight to the backyard!


YES!!!!!!
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 02 Aug 2019, 20:05

Six String wrote:A Mezcal, two ice cubes and a squeeze of lime.


We have those ingredients! Come on over!
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Six String » 02 Aug 2019, 20:44

Excellent! *Hops in private jet* :D

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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 02 Aug 2019, 21:05

We’ve had guests staying. Our house is overflowing with hospitality juice
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Six String » 02 Aug 2019, 21:08

Not after I leave. ;)

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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby The Fish » 02 Aug 2019, 21:11

BEER BEER and more BEER Keep 'em coming till I say stop or hell freezes over, whichever comes first.
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 02 Aug 2019, 21:30

Yay!
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby harvey k-tel » 02 Aug 2019, 22:07

I just found out that my local, a place called La Hacienda, is closing its doors for the last time on October 1st. I’ve been going there for twenty-five years, so yeah, I think I’ll have a pint and maybe a shot of bourbon too, please.

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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 02 Aug 2019, 22:14

:(
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Re: Anyone fancy a pint?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 02 Aug 2019, 22:14

Maybe you’d like a pint of Bourbon and a shot of beer?
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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