It’s Friday and I am asking questions

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It’s Friday and I am asking questions

Postby Minnie the Minx » 03 May 2019, 14:09

Did your siblings root through your stuff when you were younger? Did it drive you crazy?
All things considered, what's the worst, or most ill advised place you've ever taken a shit?
Do your toenails need cutting? When are you planning on doing that?
If you died at home, do you think your pet would eat you?
Why do people have such a knee jerk hatred of "popcorn" ceilings?
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Re: It’s Friday and I am asking questions

Postby Powehi » 03 May 2019, 15:21

I respectfully decline to answer any of the above questions on the grounds that doing so might incriminate me

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Re: It’s Friday and I am asking questions

Postby Matt Wilson » 03 May 2019, 15:42

Did your siblings root through your stuff when you were younger? Did it drive you crazy?
I have sisters, not brothers - and they always left my stuff alone. They would complain about the other one wearing their stuff though. My daughters do the same thing.

All things considered, what's the worst, or most ill advised place you've ever taken a shit?
I've never done that outside of a bathroom so I have no ill-advised-shit stories. Thank God.

Do your toenails need cutting? When are you planning on doing that?
I never think to cut my toenails until I notice that they're too long. This happens a few times a year I guess. I still bite my fingernails and thus never really cut them.

If you died at home, do you think your pet would eat you?
My apartment complex doesn't allow pets so I don't have to worry about that. They say dogs will eat a corpse after a few days, so there's that...

Why do people have such a knee jerk hatred of "popcorn" ceilings?
Well, they're ugly for one thing...

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Re: It’s Friday and I am asking questions

Postby Six String » 03 May 2019, 18:37

Did your siblings root through your stuff when you were younger? Did it drive you crazy?

My sister confessed to borrowing my jeans to wear from time to time. I was not aware.

All things considered, what's the worst, or most ill advised place you've ever taken a shit?

A gas station bathroom possibly or an outhouse at a camping site.

Do your toenails need cutting? When are you planning on doing that?

Nope, I stay on top of that. I've seen too many old people, mostly men with horrible toenails during my patient care days. Besides when you have sex it is bad form to have long nails.

If you died at home, do you think your pet would eat you?

No pets at this point so I'll just turn into a pile of goo and my pet microbes will finish me off.

Why do people have such a knee jerk hatred of "popcorn" ceilings?

Because they are impossible to clean. Rebecca and I finally got rid of ours years ago for that reason. It was quite a process.

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Re: It’s Friday and I am asking questions

Postby yomptepi » 03 May 2019, 19:01

Did your siblings root through your stuff when you were younger? Did it drive you crazy?

Coming from a family of eight children, we didn't really have stuff. Everything was passed down the line, so it was impossible to lay claim to anything. I did collect toy cars, and had a nice Scalextric layout, but my mother gave it all away to a family who needed it more than me. She was like that.

All things considered, what's the worst, or most ill advised place you've ever taken a shit?

Nothing comes to mind, although any of the thunderboxes at work were like taking your life in your hands.

Do your toenails need cutting? When are you planning on doing that?

I take good care of my toenails, being a diabetic. I check them regularly, and cut them carefully and regularly. It is one of my great fears that I lose toes or a bit of foot, so I take my feet seriously.

If you died at home, do you think your pet would eat you?

Almost certainly. I often think mackkie is eyeing me up for a snack.

Why do people have such a knee jerk hatred of "popcorn" ceilings?

It's just fashion. At the moment we like everything flat and smooth. It won't long before some wretched, hairy, gurning hipster type appears on TV extolling the virtues of Artex and anaglypta . You can count on it.
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Re: It’s Friday and I am asking questions

Postby Flower » 03 May 2019, 20:27

Did your siblings root through your stuff when you were younger? Did it drive you crazy?
Yes .. VERY MUCH SO.

All things considered, what's the worst, or most ill advised place you've ever taken a shit?
I don't recall but a public restroom to be sure.

Do your toenails need cutting? When are you planning on doing that?
No, they don't need cutting but thanks for asking.

If you died at home, do you think your pet would eat you?
No. I doubt if I'd taste as good as Temptations, Party Mix or Friskies Buffet.

Why do people have such a knee jerk hatred of "popcorn" ceilings?
Because HGTV tells them so.
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Re: It’s Friday and I am asking questions

Postby Minnie the Minx » 03 May 2019, 23:46

Les, I hope you’ll forgive me asking how long toe nails could prove disastrous during intercourse?
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Re: It’s Friday and I am asking questions

Postby Charlie O. » 04 May 2019, 03:05

Did your siblings root through your stuff when you were younger? Did it drive you crazy?
My siblings were 7 and 10 years older, so, not so much (aside from records, maybe). I think I'd've been flattered by their interest.

All things considered, what's the worst, or most ill advised place you've ever taken a shit?
I'd have to think about that. And I'd rather not!

Do your toenails need cutting? When are you planning on doing that?
I cut them recently, but the task is getting more and more difficult. Curly bastards.

If you died at home, do you think your pet would eat you?
N/A

Why do people have such a knee jerk hatred of "popcorn" ceilings?
First I've heard of them!
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Re: It’s Friday and I am asking questions

Postby Minnie the Minx » 04 May 2019, 17:34

Did your siblings root through your stuff when you were younger? Did it drive you crazy?

Never my clothes or anything, but my records and tapes sometime. The high point was one of my siblings spiriting away my "diary" into which I wrote fictional accounts of romantic encounters with various new - wave stars. These were really not thrilling, and always had a long scene build up - various bassists laughing cheekily through their bleached fringes in restaurants before clasping my hand,etc. My stepbrother was probably so bored at the pages and pages of David Sylvian deliberating over a wine list he gave up before he got to the money shot.

All things considered, what's the worst, or most ill advised place you've ever taken a shit?

Outside an abandoned railmaster's office in a small Lancashire village, very worse for wear and on a long walk home, just as the train came past and everyone got to watch.

Do your toenails need cutting? When are you planning on doing that?

No,I dealt with them earlier in the week.

If you died at home, do you think your pet would eat you?

No. They would just sulk.

Why do people have such a knee jerk hatred of "popcorn" ceilings?

If they were called "textured" everyone would love them.
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Re: It’s Friday and I am asking questions

Postby Six String » 04 May 2019, 19:00

Minnie the Minx wrote:Les, I hope you’ll forgive me asking how long toe nails could prove disastrous during intercourse?


Not disastrous but who wants to get their legs scratched by long toenails during amorous adventures? Unless you like it rough!
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Postby Samoan » 05 May 2019, 11:34

Did your siblings root through your stuff when you were younger? Did it drive you crazy?
The older brother, no. There's a 7 year age gap between my sister and I so not for some time but I'm sure she must have when I flew the nest. I suspect she had a rifle through books and music left behind. We shared/swopped a lot of things later - jewellery, certain clothes,

All things considered, what's the worst, or most ill advised place you've ever taken a shit?
On a long distance (one stop only) coach in northern Chile. The loo door lock was broken, the coach swung at speed round a sharp bend, the door flew open and there I was displayed in all my glory as everyone's head turned round because of the noise.

Do your toenails need cutting? When are you planning on doing that?
Nope, all done Saturday morning.

If you died at home, do you think your pet would eat you?
No pets to report so n/a.

Why do people have such a knee jerk hatred of "popcorn" ceilings?
I never really look up too much. Do we have them here? I never heard the term before. I certainly hate the appearance of artex.
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