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Facebook is currently down

Postby LMG » 14 Apr 2019, 13:05

As is Instagram and WhatsApp.

Could you please post here how you are feeling this afternoon, a photo of your last meal, what you think of the bands Scritti Politti, Love, and the Foo Fighters, and where you plan to be this evening?

If you have a pet, please dress it in a silly outfit and film it doing something daft, then post a clip in this thread below. If you have no pets, a partner, spouse, child, or friend will act as an acceptable substitute.

Together, we can get through this.

Remember, there was a BCB before there was a Facebook.
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Re: Facebook is currently down

Postby Samoan » 14 Apr 2019, 19:18

LMG wrote:If you have a pet, please dress it in a silly outfit and film it doing something daft, then post a clip in this thread below.


Have you been watching that ice cream advert ?
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Re: Facebook is currently down

Postby Minnie the Minx » 15 Apr 2019, 13:06

The lesser spotted LMG makes his annual appearance and I’m on holiday and miss it!
Is it too late to answer?
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Re: Facebook is currently down

Postby LMG » 15 Apr 2019, 19:05

No, it isn't.
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Re: Facebook is currently down

Postby Sneelock » 15 Apr 2019, 19:39

Minnie the Minx wrote:The lesser spotted LMG


you should have those looked at.
Björk says we all need to get off Facebook and go for a walk.
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Re: Facebook is currently down

Postby Minnie the Minx » 16 Apr 2019, 02:44

LMG wrote:As is Instagram and WhatsApp.

Could you please post here how you are feeling this afternoon, a photo of your last meal, what you think of the bands Scritti Politti, Love, and the Foo Fighters, and where you plan to be this evening?

If you have a pet, please dress it in a silly outfit and film it doing something daft, then post a clip in this thread below. If you have no pets, a partner, spouse, child, or friend will act as an acceptable substitute.

Together, we can get through this.

Remember, there was a BCB before there was a Facebook.


It's evening now, but this afternoon I was feeling pretty tired as we had a late flight back from a holiday last night.

I haven't got a photo of my last meal, but it was noodles, stir fried carrots, onions, mushrooms and carrots in a hot sauce and coconut milk with cashews, coriander and baked tofu.

I thought I liked Scritti Politti more than I do. I thought I liked Love less than do. I don't think anything about the Foo Fighters. This evening, I plan to be right here in bed on my laptop, and then when I have answered this I'm going to be in bed reading the latest New Yorker.

I won't dress my cat in anything, as it's outside chewing on all the various weeds that have shot up in our absence.

Lots of love,

A

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Re: Facebook is currently down

Postby John aka Josh » 16 Apr 2019, 21:06

Minnie the Minx wrote:
It's evening now, but this afternoon I was feeling pretty tired as we had a late flight back from a holiday last night.

I haven't got a photo of my last meal, but it was noodles, stir fried carrots, onions, mushrooms and carrots in a hot sauce and coconut milk with cashews, coriander and baked tofu.

I thought I liked Scritti Politti more than I do. I thought I liked Love less than do. I don't think anything about the Foo Fighters. This evening, I plan to be right here in bed on my laptop, and then when I have answered this I'm going to be in bed reading the latest New Yorker.

I won't dress my cat in anything, as it's outside chewing on all the various weeds that have shot up in our absence.

Lots of love,

A

x






ThankX!






Isn't it about time for a further update?
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Re: Facebook is currently down

Postby Minnie the Minx » 16 Apr 2019, 21:14

Yeah!
I had the leftover baked tofu today with some grated carrots, cabbage, spring onions and lettuce with cashews in a white wine vinegar and chilli dressing.
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Re: Facebook is currently down

Postby John aka Josh » 17 Apr 2019, 17:59

Minnie the Minx wrote:Yeah!
I had the leftover baked tofu today with some grated carrots, cabbage, spring onions and lettuce with cashews in a white wine vinegar and chilli dressing.




Cool!





I've thought about staring fixedly upon my belly button!!
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Re: Facebook is currently down

Postby Minnie the Minx » 17 Apr 2019, 18:07

Report back!
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Re: Facebook is currently down

Postby The Slider » 17 Apr 2019, 18:48

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The Complete Elton John Mp3 set now available in the usual place, should you want one.
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Re: Facebook is currently down

Postby John aka Josh » 18 Apr 2019, 20:28

Minnie the Minx wrote:Report back!





It was a wow! A whole universe exposed!!




Tomorrow I'm thinking about smearing paint all over the walls so I can watch it dry!!!
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Re: Facebook is currently down

Postby Samoan » 04 May 2019, 13:38

The new FaceBook laughter emoticon looks like a howl of despair and pain.
“I haven’t a clue what you’re talking about – and I’m not sure you do either."