MORE random stuff about your day

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Charlie O. » 07 Feb 2019, 16:52

Good thing you didn't tell them about the dirty knife!
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Minnie the Minx » 07 Feb 2019, 16:55

Charlie O. wrote:Good thing you didn't tell them about the dirty knife!


I know!!!!
:D
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Count Machuki » 07 Feb 2019, 17:13

Minnie the Minx wrote:...how could I be compensated etc.


Free home mushroom delivery for life!

or maybe just a shoutout in the next cookbook?
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Minnie the Minx » 07 Feb 2019, 17:18

Yes! A picture of me, looking at mushrooms, baffled.
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Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?


Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby harvey k-tel » 08 Feb 2019, 16:14

1. I got the raise I asked for a couple of weeks ago.

2. B's 97 year old father is moving in with us on Monday.

Guess which one I'm more excited about?
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Minnie the Minx » 08 Feb 2019, 16:15

harvey k-tel wrote:1. I got the raise I asked for a couple of weeks ago.

2. B's 97 year old father is moving in with us on Monday.

Guess which one I'm more excited about?



Wow! That’s quite something.
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Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Six String » 08 Feb 2019, 23:04

harvey k-tel wrote:1. I got the raise I asked for a couple of weeks ago.

2. B's 97 year old father is moving in with us on Monday.

Guess which one I'm more excited about?


Is he going to join your band or hockey team? ;) :)

Congrats on the raise. That is always welcome.
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Minnie the Minx » 22 Feb 2019, 23:59

Baron is off camping with friends tonight, so I'm having chips and salsa for tea, with a bottle of wine and The Hunger ready to play on a DVD.
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Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Hugh » 23 Feb 2019, 00:03

The Remaining BCBers wrote:Baron is off camping with friends tonight, so I'm having chips and salsa for tea, with a bottle of wine and The Hunger ready to play on a DVD.


Is that UK chips or US chips? I suspect no good will come of it, either way.

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Minnie the Minx » 23 Feb 2019, 00:10

Hugh wrote:
The Remaining BCBers wrote:Baron is off camping with friends tonight, so I'm having chips and salsa for tea, with a bottle of wine and The Hunger ready to play on a DVD.


Is that UK chips or US chips? I suspect no good will come of it, either way.


Tortilla chips! And chipotle salsa.
If the husband is still away tomorrow, I might have UK chips!!!! In a butty!!!
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 23 Feb 2019, 00:13

harvey k-tel wrote:I'm going for a walk.


How was it?
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Minnie the Minx » 23 Feb 2019, 00:14

Insouciant Western People wrote:
I like being on holiday. It's really good.


8-)
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Minnie the Minx » 23 Feb 2019, 00:24

savoirefaire wrote:It is much harder to deal with sadness when you are happy.


There's some truth in that, aye.
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Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?


Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Minnie the Minx » 23 Feb 2019, 00:31

Still Baron wrote:Hope it goes well, Mike!

I'm in a waiting room in San Antonio, waiting for the nurse to stick a fresh tube into my bladder!
Yee-Haw!?


I don't remember doing that!
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Minnie the Minx » 23 Feb 2019, 00:39

Bloody hell - I haven't got round to watching The Hunger yet cos I'm watching "Dr. K's Exotic Animal ER" and they are operating on a hedgehog, and they are having to pull quills out ONE BY ONE with TWEEZERS to prepare the surgical site :|
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Hugh » 23 Feb 2019, 00:40

I didn’t expect to be so right so quickly.

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Minnie the Minx » 23 Feb 2019, 00:41

:o



:lol:


:oops:
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Re: NEXTDOORLAND THREAD - temporary home

Postby harvey k-tel » 23 Feb 2019, 15:18

The Remaining BCBers wrote:
harvey k-tel wrote:I'm going for a walk.


How was it?


Still walking...
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby zoomboogity » 24 Feb 2019, 13:32

Button up your overcoat
when you take a pee.
just let go of yourself
and get it on your knee!
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby harvey k-tel » 24 Feb 2019, 14:20

One for Min:

An old Yorkshireman is lying in his bed dying. With a very weak voice he asks:
Is my wife here?
Yes, I am here.
Are my children here?
Yes, your children are all here.
Are my grandchildren here?
Yes grandad, we are all here.
- Then why is the light in the kitchen still on?
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