President Donald J. Trump

[sloopjohnc]

Ivanka for UN representative!

"no-one more qualified"

I mean, there's probably no-one (under serious consideration) less qualified - but he'll do whatever he wants, of course.

Truly tragic times.

Y'see, I said this as a JOKE.
Come to find out he actually proposed it.
What a fucking world.

In Ivanka's statement, she made it pretty clear that she doesn't want the job.

Maybe she couldn't deal with the "glamour" Haley brought to the job.

[SWIMMING POOL HARRINGTON]

Someone on CNN yesterday referred to Nikki Haley as 'a woman of colour' - turns out her name is actually Pramesh Pramathan or something.

[Jimbo]

Someone on CNN yesterday referred to Nikki Haley as 'a woman of colour' - turns out her name is actually Pramesh Pramathan or something.

Empire Loyalists Grieve Resignation Of Moderate Psychopath Nikki Haley ... Describing Nikki Haley as a “moderate Republican” is like describing Jeffrey Dahmer as “a moderate meat eater.”

https://medium.com/@caityjohnstone/empi ... 12f6444421

[$P.Muff$]

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/stephen-millers-third-grade-teacher-tells-all-1150549

Fabulous.

[Snarfyguy]

Trump thinks the Mueller investigation will show that it was actually the Democrats that colluded with Russia.

So there's that.

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/10/ ... trump.html

(I wouldn't bother actually reading this article.)

[sloopjohnc]

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/stephen-millers-third-grade-teacher-tells-all-1150549

Fabulous.

I saw that. It all makes sense now.

[Butch Manly]

It's a bit creepy that his former teacher would talk about him like that. I'd also add that there is nothing wrong per se with being a loner. Some kids are just like that. Maybe this is to do with the American obsession with "fitting in" or "being popular."

Messy desks? Seen loads of them. Eating glue? Hey, kids do stupid things sometimes.

[Goat Boy]

So he was a bit Ralph Wiggum. big deal.

[Minnie Cheddars]

Maybe this is to do with the American obsession with "fitting in" or "being popular.

[Count Machuki]

So he was a bit Ralph Wiggum. big deal.

Yeah, the main problem is him being a bit Goebbels now.

[Count Machuki]

But who cares about that, right?! Kanye was at the White House!

[Goat Boy]

So he was a bit Ralph Wiggum. big deal.

Yeah, the main problem is him being a bit Goebbels now.

Exactly. It's the shit that came after this that tells you what you need to know.

[Count Machuki]

Oooof, I've just seen your Kanye thread!

[Goat Boy]

[Butch Manly]

So he was a bit Ralph Wiggum. big deal.

Kill Ralph Wiggum!!!

[Goat Boy]

"When I grow up, I want to be a political advisor, or a caterpillar!"

[harvey k-tel]

I'm gonna make a bold prediction:

HOLOGRAM RONALD REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020!

[Butch Manly]

Editor's note: Most Ralphs turned out okay.

[$P.Muff$]

It's a bit creepy that his former teacher would talk about him like that. I'd also add that there is nothing wrong per se with being a loner. Some kids are just like that. Maybe this is to do with the American obsession with "fitting in" or "being popular."

Messy desks? Seen loads of them. Eating glue? Hey, kids do stupid things sometimes.

Maybe the teacher is miffed her observations did not go down on his permanent record.

Sure, nothing wrong with being a weirdo, but faux self-cannibalization seems kind of extreme for a third grader.

[sloopjohnc]

So he was a bit Ralph Wiggum. big deal.

Yeah, the main problem is him being a bit Goebbels now.

Exactly.

If he'd turned into a Michael Scott from the Office, I'd be okay with it.