Worst animals

[Samoan]

[The Modernist]

Humans



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Oh god there's always one isn't there. Well, what animal has created an equivalent to The Sistine Chapel Ceiling or SAW's Never Gonna Give you up eh? Fucking none of them.

I think you've forgotten about the rhinoceros.

[bobzilla77]

I support all living creatures and appreciate their place in the natural world.

Except bedbugs. They are in fact impossible to live with and the food chain will just have to adjust to their eventual extinction.

[Penk!]

Speaking personally, I chose these:

Wasps: Their only purpose is to fuck up your summer. They don't even care what you're eating. From sandwiches to risotto to apple pie ice cream, they're all up in your face. And don't give me that crap about them having a vital role to play in the ecosystem. They don't do anything bees don't do better.* They just look like arseholes.

Slugs: If they were any good they would have a house like a snail. They're repulsive and they eat your plants. Drown them in Scottish lager and have done with it.

Mosquitoes: Hot wasps basically.

Jellyfish: I've never met a jellyfish but I still voted for them because I'm sure they mean me harm, personally. In that respect I guess I'm saying I can empathise with people who vote for the Sweden Democrats or UKIP.

Ant: I'm not sure why I chose this one. I may have intended to click on something else. I will go back and change my vote. Ants are a bit annoying when they get in your kitchen, and the bitey ones are a nuisance, but it's low-level stuff.

* disclaimer: I may well be talking absolute shite here

[Penk!]

I have now changed my ant vote to goose instead. My brother was chased by a goose once when he was small. They are very stupid and flappy and they can do some damage with those beaks.

[harvey k-tel]

I have now changed my ant vote to goose instead. My brother was chased by a goose once when he was small. They are very stupid and flappy and they can do some damage with those beaks.

Not just the beaks. Their tongues have teeth on 'em!

[bobzilla77]

Jellyfish are the psychecelic artists of the sea.

[pcqgod]

I like chickens. They have a lot of personality.

Parasites are the worst. Like ticks. Or that shellfish that swims into fish gills and actually becomes their tongue. Or that little Amazonian fish that swims up your pee stream and inserts itself in your penis. Bad animals.

[algroth]

Sloths have been nerfed all the way down to F-tier.

[driftin]

Sloths have been nerfed all the way down to F-tier.

They may be bottom of the meta but that just makes all the really good ones extra amazing really and therefore in a weird way are seen less as a troll pick and more like someone flexing their skills.

[Jimbo]

I have a theory that women who hate spiders like snakes and mice. If they think mice are cute then they hate spiders or snakes. In other words there is only of the trio they will hate but will tolerate the other creatures. Sexist? Maybe, but ask a nearby female how she feels about snakes. If she is cool with snakes then ask about spiders. Then mice. One will trigger her.

[never/ever]

Sloths have been nerfed all the way down to F-tier.

They may be bottom of the meta but that just makes all the really good ones extra amazing really and therefore in a weird way are seen less as a troll pick and more like someone flexing their skills.

[Loki]

I have a theory that women who hate spiders like snakes and mice. If they think mice are cute then they hate spiders or snakes. In other words there is only of the trio they will hate but will tolerate the other creatures. Sexist? Maybe, but ask a nearby female how she feels about snakes. If she is cool with snakes then ask about spiders. Then mice. One will trigger her.

I like all 3.

[Jimbo]

I have a theory that women who hate spiders like snakes and mice. If they think mice are cute then they hate spiders or snakes. In other words there is only of the trio they will hate but will tolerate the other creatures. Sexist? Maybe, but ask a nearby female how she feels about snakes. If she is cool with snakes then ask about spiders. Then mice. One will trigger her.

I like all 3.

Then it's back to the drawing board!

[trans-chigley express]

Jellyfish: I've never met a jellyfish but I still voted for them because I'm sure they mean me harm, personally.

I was stung by a jellyfish in Malaysia while snorkeling about 20 years. I had long, painful welts all down my legs for a week. You are right, they do mean you harm and they cannot wait to wrap their nasty tentacles around your limbs.

Ant: I'm not sure why I chose this one. I may have intended to click on something else. I will go back and change my vote. Ants are a bit annoying when they get in your kitchen, and the bitey ones are a nuisance, but it's low-level stuff.

Some tropical ants are more than low level. I've had to take colleagues to hospital after being bitten all over by the nasty buggers. Horrible aggressive thugs of the insect kingdom, like wasps.

[pig bodine]

That fuckwad wasp who lays its eggs on caterpillars and whose larvae burrow into said caterpillar, eating it from the inside-out, sparing the vital organs, to keep it alive as long as possible. What a dick.

[Penk!]

That fuckwad wasp who lays its eggs on caterpillars and whose larvae burrow into said caterpillar, eating it from the inside-out, sparing the vital organs, to keep it alive as long as possible. What a dick.

As if being a wasp wasn't dickish enough to begin with. What an absolute twat of an animal.

First against the wall.

[clive gash]

Anyone who watched Earth’s Hidden Wilderness over the weekend can attest to the cuntishness of Brer Firefly, its larvae feast on the still living innards of Mr Snail before transforming!

Ask yourself, is the light worth it?