Worst animals
- Darkness_Fish
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Beatles
Like fast-moving clouds casting shadows against a hillside, the melody-loop shuddered with a sense of the sublime, the awful unknowable majesty of the world.
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Darkness_Fish wrote:Beatles
Surely from you I would have expected Eric Burdon instead....
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- Darkness_Fish
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never/ever wrote:Darkness_Fish wrote:Beatles
Surely from you I would have expected Eric Burdon instead....
Nothing wrong with Eric. Alan Price would be worthy of a good kicking though.
Like fast-moving clouds casting shadows against a hillside, the melody-loop shuddered with a sense of the sublime, the awful unknowable majesty of the world.
- The Prof
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Loki wrote:a honey badger. Apparently they're like the most vicious animal on the planet, and can take down much larger animals. Yikes.
Superb narration. I've learn't something new already today
- Penk!
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Darkness_Fish wrote:
Bastards.
Can’t believe I forgot them. Horrible little bastards. Fluttery paper cunts. It’s like they’re angry at not being butterflies and they take it out on the world by being twats.
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Vine weevils are my bête noire
Nonsense to the aggressiveness, I've seen more aggression on the my little pony message board......I mean I was told.
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Samoan wrote:Vine weevils are my bête noire (plural)
Weevils are nasty but I already had weasels on the list and I feared that the simpleminded among us may get confused and turn their rage upon the wrong phylum.
fange wrote:One of the things i really dislike in this life is people raising their voices in German.
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Wise forethought.
Nonsense to the aggressiveness, I've seen more aggression on the my little pony message board......I mean I was told.
- Snarfyguy
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Loki wrote:I forgot about
They really freak me out.
For sure. I killed one in our hotel room in Mexico once. I had this atavistic fight-or-flight instinct when I saw it (our daughter was a baby and I guess I had to protect her or something) and pounded it to death with a sneaker, even though I wanted to run away.
Afterward I was so freaked out I had to get the hotel guy to come and take it away. I couldn't deal with picking it up, even with a newspaper or something. He told me it wasn't the "bad" kind.
Whatever. It was bad enough.
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I found I'd slept on top of one some balmy star-studded night in the Sahara.
I rolled up my sleeping bag in the morning and there it was, flicking it's tail back and forth at me.
I rolled up my sleeping bag in the morning and there it was, flicking it's tail back and forth at me.
Nonsense to the aggressiveness, I've seen more aggression on the my little pony message board......I mean I was told.
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You utter utter bastard
Nonsense to the aggressiveness, I've seen more aggression on the my little pony message board......I mean I was told.
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The Modernist wrote:Slugs/snails -they've devastated my hostas, the bastards!
I picked them too.
Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!
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Stink bugs. Little tanks they were. Moved so slowly you could scoop one up with a sheet of paper and dump it out the window but lord help you if you a) squashed one to death or b) got one excited because that's when they let out the stink. And they seemed to come out of nowhere. It's winter, the windows are closed and suddenly there's one crawling up a page of the book I was reading.
Question authority.
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^^
Those guys are all over the place this year! I've yet to make one stink up the place, but I've sent a lot of them back outside when they come in.
Those guys are all over the place this year! I've yet to make one stink up the place, but I've sent a lot of them back outside when they come in.
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Pandas are pathetic, are bad at everything, deliberately eat a terrible diet... they're cute, but shit.
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Mosquito, Termites, ant and cockroach all are disgusting creatures.
other: agree with others the stinkbug- they get thru windows and are awful. Last week I was walking and one flew into my mouth. yuk.
others: any of those flesh eating thingies like the Candiru.
other: agree with others the stinkbug- they get thru windows and are awful. Last week I was walking and one flew into my mouth. yuk.
others: any of those flesh eating thingies like the Candiru.
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robertff wrote:Humans
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Oh god there's always one isn't there. Well, what animal has created an equivalent to The Sistine Chapel Ceiling or SAW's Never Gonna Give you up eh? Fucking none of them.
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Toby wrote:robertff wrote:Humans
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Oh god there's always one isn't there. Well, what animal has created an equivalent to The Sistine Chapel Ceiling or SAW's Never Gonna Give you up eh? Fucking none of them.
re Qube's post above, Pandas may be all of that, but they renowned as fine artists.
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