1. Up in my bedroom - I got up to wash my face; when I come back to bed someone's taken my place
2. You shoulda put a sock on the pickle and your pussy wouldn't be blowin smoke signals
3. I knew it was a caper - I said, "Please don't kill my mother", so he raped her
4. They echo and they swell from Tolstoy to Tinker Bell- down from Berkeley to Carmel.
5. In restless dreams I walked alone - Narrow streets of cobblestone,
6. Now senators are gettin' high and your plan against the ghetto backfired
7. Pigeons plot in secrecy and hamsters turn on frequently
8. No respect and didn't know it and I'm havin' more babies than I really can afford
9. When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school it's a wonder I can think at all
10. It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic - The Lakers beat the Supersonics
11. It was against the law what the mama saw - It was against the law
12. Nympho, nympho, boy is she bad - Get her all alone and out comes the kneepads
13. And we sit and drink our coffee, couched in our indifference, like shells upon the shore
Paul Simon or Ice Cube?
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Re: Paul Simon or Ice Cube?
There are actually at least a couple there that I'm not sure about!
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excellent
Things that a fella can't forget...
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kath wrote:i will make it my mission to nail you.
But somehow when you smile, I can brave bad weather.
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Re: Paul Simon or Ice Cube?
12. Nympho, nympho, boy is she bad - Get her all alone and out comes the kneepads
Trick question! This one is Cat Stevens.
Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D
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Count Machuki wrote:12. Nympho, nympho, boy is she bad - Get her all alone and out comes the kneepads
Trick question! This one is Cat Stevens.
Cat Stevens vs. Snoop Dogg coming soon.
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But somehow when you smile, I can brave bad weather.
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I chortled!
Heyyyy!
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Re: Paul Simon or Ice Cube?
Looks like Paul's had some work done.
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Loki wrote:Looks like Paul's had some work done.
No, that's Ice Cube. Paul's on the right.
See, it is hard to tell them apart!
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Charlie O. wrote:Loki wrote:Looks like Paul's had some work done.
No, that's Ice Cube. Paul's on the right.
See, it is hard to tell them apart!
whodathunkit wrote: Somewhere it's always 1972.
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Re: Paul Simon or Ice Cube?
I bet both have hoovered up a few, too.
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Pigeons plot in secrecy and hamsters turn on - what the actual fuck?
Goodness gracious me.
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mission wrote:Pigeons plot in secrecy and hamsters turn on - what the actual fuck?
Vernacular of the streets, I guess.
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Phenomenal Cat wrote:mission wrote:Pigeons plot in secrecy and hamsters turn on - what the actual fuck?
Vernacular of the streets, I guess.
come on, y'all
pigeons = Bloods
hamsters = Crips
obvs
Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D