Songs my husband hasn’t heard

[Minnie the Minx]

Me this morning
- ‘oh baby baby, how was I supposed to knooooooow’
Him- ‘what’s got into you this morning?’
Me- Britney Spears!
Him -oh
Me - You know!
Him- what?
Me - hit me baby one more time!
Him- never heard it
Me- whaaaaaaaaaat
Him- you Brits listen to shit like that
Me - whaaaaaat
I sing him the song, I play him the intro, I shove YouTube in his face and say ‘recognise this video?’ He says ummmm- maybe. Dunno.


He is joking isn’t he?

[fange]

He is joking isn’t he?

He probably isn't.

[Geezee]

Was your husband born in 1998? Might explain it.

[BARON CORNY DOG]

Him- you Brits listen to shit like that

Objection!
I didn’t say that.

[Count Machuki]

Him- you Brits listen to shit like that

Objection!
I didn’t say that.

I'll allow it.
'cause they do.

[Mike Boom]

I wish I'd never heard it

[Minnie the Minx]

Oh, HONESTLY

[sloopjohnc]

Him- you Brits listen to shit like that

Objection!
I didn’t say that.

You have to give writers creative license.

As a good friend of mine told me, "Never let facts get in the way of a good story."

[BARON CORNY DOG]

When MY WIFE paints me as a raging xenophobe then I will happily let the FACTS get in the way of a “good story,” thank you very much!

[Minnie the Minx]

When MY WIFE paints me as a raging xenophobe then I will happily let the FACTS get in the way of a “good story,” thank you very much!

[sloopjohnc]

When MY WIFE paints me as a raging xenophobe then I will happily let the FACTS get in the way of a “good story,” thank you very much!

Hyperbolic, raging xenophobe, I might add. . .

[Matt Wilson]

Britney who?

[BARON CORNY DOG]

Britney who?

Oh, you know, Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter.

[harvey k-tel]

Isn't that Katy Perry?

[Count Machuki]

Britney who?

Oh, you know, Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter.

Buy the new Flaming Lips record, you get the raw materials to clone your own Billy Ray Cyrus.

The Flaming Lips plan to release vinyl record containing Miley Cyrus’ urine

[sloopjohnc]

With a 22 year-old daughter, we used to play that Britney album and the next one going to pre-school through first grade on the way to school and on every road trip.

It's pretty good as pop gets. Her producer, Max Martin, was great at creating pop music.

I still play the A-Teens' album, Pop 'Til You Drop, occasionally. They opened for Spears and their tunes and production are very Martin-like.

[Matt Wilson]

Ya know, if I close my eyes and concentrate, I can almost see you driving along and listening to Britney and the A-Teens.

[Geezee]

Can we link to the ironic Travis cover version now?

Maybe that will trigger his memory more.

[Brickyard Jack]

Britney spears has recorded some awesome songs.

Oops I ...did it again is maybe the best, but her "best of" would be a cracking record.

[naughty boy]

Beats Kylie, at any rate