Songs my husband hasn’t heard
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Songs my husband hasn’t heard
Me this morning
- ‘oh baby baby, how was I supposed to knooooooow’
Him- ‘what’s got into you this morning?’
Me- Britney Spears!
Him -oh
Me - You know!
Him- what?
Me - hit me baby one more time!
Him- never heard it
Me- whaaaaaaaaaat
Him- you Brits listen to shit like that
Me - whaaaaaat
I sing him the song, I play him the intro, I shove YouTube in his face and say ‘recognise this video?’ He says ummmm- maybe. Dunno.
He is joking isn’t he?
- ‘oh baby baby, how was I supposed to knooooooow’
Him- ‘what’s got into you this morning?’
Me- Britney Spears!
Him -oh
Me - You know!
Him- what?
Me - hit me baby one more time!
Him- never heard it
Me- whaaaaaaaaaat
Him- you Brits listen to shit like that
Me - whaaaaaat
I sing him the song, I play him the intro, I shove YouTube in his face and say ‘recognise this video?’ He says ummmm- maybe. Dunno.
He is joking isn’t he?
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard
Minnie the Minx wrote:He is joking isn’t he?
He probably isn't.
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Was your husband born in 1998? Might explain it.
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Minnie the Minx wrote:Him- you Brits listen to shit like that
Objection!
I didn’t say that.
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LeBaron wrote:Minnie the Minx wrote:Him- you Brits listen to shit like that
Objection!
I didn’t say that.
I'll allow it.
'cause they do.
Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard
I wish I'd never heard it
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Oh, HONESTLY
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard
LeBaron wrote:Minnie the Minx wrote:Him- you Brits listen to shit like that
Objection!
I didn’t say that.
You have to give writers creative license.
As a good friend of mine told me, "Never let facts get in the way of a good story."
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When MY WIFE paints me as a raging xenophobe then I will happily let the FACTS get in the way of a “good story,” thank you very much!
take5_d_shorterer wrote:If John Bonham simply didn't listen to enough Tommy Johnson or Blind Willie Mctell, that's his doing.
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LeBaron wrote:When MY WIFE paints me as a raging xenophobe then I will happily let the FACTS get in the way of a “good story,” thank you very much!
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.
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LeBaron wrote:When MY WIFE paints me as a raging xenophobe then I will happily let the FACTS get in the way of a “good story,” thank you very much!
Hyperbolic, raging xenophobe, I might add. . .
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard
Britney who?
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard
Matt Wilson wrote:Britney who?
Oh, you know, Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter.
take5_d_shorterer wrote:If John Bonham simply didn't listen to enough Tommy Johnson or Blind Willie Mctell, that's his doing.
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard
LeBaron wrote:Matt Wilson wrote:Britney who?
Oh, you know, Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter.
Buy the new Flaming Lips record, you get the raw materials to clone your own Billy Ray Cyrus.
The Flaming Lips plan to release vinyl record containing Miley Cyrus’ urine
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Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard
With a 22 year-old daughter, we used to play that Britney album and the next one going to pre-school through first grade on the way to school and on every road trip.
It's pretty good as pop gets. Her producer, Max Martin, was great at creating pop music.
I still play the A-Teens' album, Pop 'Til You Drop, occasionally. They opened for Spears and their tunes and production are very Martin-like.
It's pretty good as pop gets. Her producer, Max Martin, was great at creating pop music.
I still play the A-Teens' album, Pop 'Til You Drop, occasionally. They opened for Spears and their tunes and production are very Martin-like.
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Ya know, if I close my eyes and concentrate, I can almost see you driving along and listening to Britney and the A-Teens.
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard
Can we link to the ironic Travis cover version now?
Maybe that will trigger his memory more.
Maybe that will trigger his memory more.
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard
Britney spears has recorded some awesome songs.
Oops I ...did it again is maybe the best, but her "best of" would be a cracking record.
Oops I ...did it again is maybe the best, but her "best of" would be a cracking record.
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard
Beats Kylie, at any rate
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