STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

[Minnie the Minx]

The path from ingratiation to aggression was surprising though I didn’t have you down as incel!
Don’t hire a van there’s a pet.

[Diamond Dog]

Yeah, I was just thinking we need a thread just like that one! Brilliant idea.

[Diamond Dog]

A pair of misanthropes.

[Samoan]

66952 - Found - Budgie on Canyers Rd

Anyone lost a budgie? It's safe with a neighbour but obviously someone's pet as very tame and nearly run over on the road.
Message me direct if it's yours or you know whose it is!

[clive gash]

Why would you be suitable for this position?

For fifteen years I’ve been telling people what to do on the internet.

[clive gash]

That running scared diet seems to have had limited results.

No, a bit further back. Further...further

[clive gash]

Much Ado About (a) Nothing?

[clive gash]

Old ruins.

[clive gash]

At 50, everyone has the face he deserves.

[naughty boy]

Not an unclever attempt at a bit of damage limitation there, I thought.

Doubt it'll make much difference, like

[clive gash]

I thought tears had moisturising properties?

[naughty boy]

They'd need to fall upwards

[clive gash]

Well, at least you’ve got your personality to fall back on.

[naughty boy]

Most things are already in place for a birrova BCB meltdown before midnight.

Fingers crossed, folks.

[clive gash]

Nah, a bit of tutting on Facebook and that’ll be yer lot.

[Dr Markus]

Ah not you too......join the queue.

[Belle Lettre]

Most things are already in place for a birrova BCB meltdown before midnight.

Fingers crossed, folks.

How did it go?

[naughty boy]

Gash was right

[clive gash]

Scenes

[clive gash]

Harris and co.