The things I love about John Coan

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The things I love about John Coan

Postby Purgatory Brite » 11 May 2018, 10:23

1. He lives in Europe
2. He has singular taste in music
3. He's not bald

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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby Fonz » 11 May 2018, 10:51

He’s a nice fellow. Gets a lot of bad press though.
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby Goat Boy » 11 May 2018, 10:52

A BCB great.
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby hippopotamus » 11 May 2018, 11:05

He likes Ritter Sport and Donuts, so we'll always get along.
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby never/ever » 11 May 2018, 11:13

He likes bees
He likes beef
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 11 May 2018, 11:42

Who is John Coan?

Haven't seen much of him lately.
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby Darkness_Fish » 11 May 2018, 11:44

I despise him with every fibre of my being.


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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby Dr Markus » 11 May 2018, 11:50

Moody as fuck, every day's an adventure with him in terms of his mood.
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby The Red Nosed Heifer » 11 May 2018, 12:13

I often want to show him my Whitehaven jersey but I know he doesn't carry the Rugby League gene like his ancestors.
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby never/ever » 11 May 2018, 12:15

Violent Phlegm wrote:I often want to show him my Whitehaven jersey but I know he doesn't carry the Rugby League gene like his ancestors.


Probably a Broncos - supporter then.
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby clive gash » 11 May 2018, 14:25

That he winds up the squares.
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby clive gash » 11 May 2018, 14:26

Violent Phlegm wrote:I often want to show him my Whitehaven jersey


:?:

An Aus euphemism I’m guessing?
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby clive gash » 11 May 2018, 14:29

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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby Goat Boy » 11 May 2018, 14:37

:lol:
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby The Red Nosed Heifer » 11 May 2018, 14:55

never/ever wrote:
Violent Phlegm wrote:I often want to show him my Whitehaven jersey but I know he doesn't carry the Rugby League gene like his ancestors.


Probably a Broncos - supporter then.


Nah can't be, Queenslanders can't speak English at a high enough level to be able to teach it.
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby Jumper K » 12 May 2018, 07:16

The pros outweigh the coans, I'm generally in favour. Apart from the bits I don't like. He's not actually real is he? I'm sure like most posters on here he is an alias of Gradual.

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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby Dr Markus » 12 May 2018, 07:39

Jumper K wrote:The pros outweigh the coans, I'm generally in favour. Apart from the bits I don't like. He's not actually real is he.


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Re: The things I love about John Coan

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Jumper K wrote:The pros outweigh the coans, I'm generally in favour. Apart from the bits I don't like. He's not actually real is he? I'm sure like most posters on here he is an alias of Gradual.



The entire membership of BCB. yesterday.

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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby clive gash » 12 May 2018, 09:33

Dr Markus wrote:
Jumper K wrote:The pros outweigh the coans, I'm generally in favour. Apart from the bits I don't like. He's not actually real is he.


...BCB's turd.


Yes.
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Re: The things I love about John Coan

Postby bye » 12 May 2018, 09:42

:)

..but if I see the would not go,probably. He always takes of like.
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