Cat v Dog

[echolalia]

Cats

No offence, dogs!

[echolalia]

My avatar photo is the only No Cats sign I’ve ever seen. It’s from the entrance to a municipal market in a village in southern Further Spain. I can just picture a cat slinking down to the market to see if there are any fishheads to be had and then turning away when it sees this sign!

[Flower]

As Rayge knows, I can't stand dogs.
But that's nothing compared to my hatred of bird killing, plants damaging, shit hiding, allergy inducing cats.

I fucking hate them.

Get a life! I can't stop laughing at the '"allergy inducing" ...

[Dr Markus]

Every person I've met who hated cats has been a fucking simpleton

Yet it's cat owners that put up videos and pictures of cats scrapping at their face or just being cunts and saying "oh look, fluffy's being a loveable cunt", she just scrapped me on the face". Instead of, being scrapped on the face and throwing the cat outside as punishment as you would do a dog or say sending your kid for a time out if they did it....... Yet we're the simpletons? Strange logic there.

[naughty boy]

Cat lovers think they’re superior cos their animal is cool and weird and shit, Markus. They’re CRACKERS

[Goat Boy]

Cat lovers think they’re superior cos their animal is cool and weird and shit, Markus. They’re CRACKERS

Cats are like Mark E Smith.

Dogs are like Robbie Williams

[Dr Markus]

Cat lovers think they’re superior cos their animal is cool and weird and shit, Markus. They’re CRACKERS

I willing to bet your salary that if there was research done, cat lovers would come across as more submissive that dog lovers. That's why they like cats acting like cunts.

[Goat Boy]

Every person I've met who hated cats has been a fucking simpleton

Yet it's cat owners that put up videos and pictures of cats scrapping at their face or just being cunts and saying "oh look, fluffy's being a loveable cunt", she just scrapped me on the face". Instead of, being scrapped on the face and throwing the cat outside as punishment as you would do a dog or say sending your kid for a time out if they did it....... Yet we're the simpletons? Strange logic there.

Cat wankas are as annoying as dog wankas. The internet is full of pet owners and their videos.

The fact that you think throwing them outside would be a punishment and presumably a deterrent is hilarious

[Minnie the Minx]

Markus has never been able to find a cat that likes him, has he?

[Dr Markus]

Every person I've met who hated cats has been a fucking simpleton

Yet it's cat owners that put up videos and pictures of cats scrapping at their face or just being cunts and saying "oh look, fluffy's being a loveable cunt", she just scrapped me on the face". Instead of, being scrapped on the face and throwing the cat outside as punishment as you would do a dog or say sending your kid for a time out if they did it....... Yet we're the simpletons? Strange logic there.

Cat wankas are as annoying as dog wankas. The internet is full of pet owners and their videos.

The fact that you think throwing them outside would be a punishment and presumably a deterrent is hilarious

Nope, "cat wankas" are the worse, worst than the worse. Cats are cunts.

[Minnie the Minx]

Yet it's cat owners that put up videos and pictures of cats scrapping at their face or just being cunts and saying "oh look, fluffy's being a loveable cunt", she just scrapped me on the face". Instead of, being scrapped on the face and throwing the cat outside as punishment as you would do a dog or say sending your kid for a time out if they did it....... Yet we're the simpletons? Strange logic there.

Cat wankas are as annoying as dog wankas. The internet is full of pet owners and their videos.

The fact that you think throwing them outside would be a punishment and presumably a deterrent is hilarious

Nope, "cat wankas" are the worse, worst than the worse. Cats are cunts.

You need to let this go dear. You're like unlucky in love man at closing time moaning about 'broads'. They're just cats. And they don't like you. Its ok!

[Goat Boy]

You've convinced me, Markus!!

[fange]

Cat lovers think they’re superior cos their animal is cool and weird and shit, Markus. They’re CRACKERS

I willing to bet your salary that if there was research done, cat lovers would come across as more submissive that dog lovers. That's why they like cats acting like cunts.

Paging Dr. Freud. Dr. Freud to Room 1, please.

[Dr Markus]

You've convinced me, Markus!!

One down, 20 million to go.

[Minnie the Minx]

A few months before Baron and me got married, the crushing weight of trying to work long hours at a stressful, high level job, organising a wedding and planning a move to the US had me on my knees with crippling anxiety teetering on the cusp of depression. I took three months off work, and for about two weeks of that time I was either a rigid stick or a foetal shaking ball moving from bed to the sofa. Of my two cats, Sam, who I had had from a kitten, changed his behaviour for the entire time that I was sick. I got his stepsister when she was an adult, but Sam and I had bonded from a very young age and he has always responded to me differently. I see this from dealing with kittens where I volunteer - early handling of orphaned kittens means they blend with you and "hang out" with you - they're not just "in the same room". One baby kitten we fostered a few years ago used to sit on Baron's shoulders as he cooked - he was we and we was he.

When I was sick, Sam stopped all his demanding, feed me behaviour. Not that he has ever been very bad, but he stopped meowing for food, or yowling to go out, or anything that it seemed would give me great effort to undertake. He just ate when I could get it together to feed him, and then when he finished, he would come and lay back next to me and spoon round my back or front and sometimes put his paws on my chin. Sometimes when I was laid crying, or anxious, he would bury right into my skin and purr and knead my belly. Or just wander round my head rubbing his chin on my face. Then when I stopped crying, he would lie down and go to sleep. He was my most important friend at that time. He sensed every mood change and when I started to get better, he retreated bit by bit back to the normal routine of yowl, feed me and so on, but it was a measurable, gradual process. I had him to the vets last week and a vet I didn't care for tried it on with him - he is normally Mr. Placid, but he was in pain and unhappy and he sunk his teeth into her arm - a proper bite - the first time I have ever seen him do that. He then hunkered down on my lap with my arms round him and I would have bitten her myself if she came anywhere near him again. He's not just a cat, he's my friend. I protect him and he protects me. He knows what's going down in my life and vice versa. We're family.

Can cats be capable of this kind of thing? Of course they fucking can.

[The Modernist]

I love cats. I like some dogs, but they are very needy and I don't like the aggressive breeds.
I'm not bothered by how 'intelligent' cats are, they definitely have their own personality.

[The Modernist]

Thirded.

They're thinking "enough Gentle Giant already!"

[The Modernist]

Anyway I don’t think it’s particularly controversial to say that dogs are friendlier than cats - even cat lovers say that!

What about dogs that growl and bark at you. Or cats that make an effort to come to you, purring and brushing your leg? So even as a generalisation, it's not a true statement.

[Belle Lettre]

I love cats. I like some dogs, but they are very needy and I don't like the aggressive breeds.
I'm not bothered by how 'intelligent' cats are, they definitely have their own personality.

This goes for me too. And I'm afraid of Alsatians.

[yomptepi]

I love cats. I like some dogs, but they are very needy and I don't like the aggressive breeds.
I'm not bothered by how 'intelligent' cats are, they definitely have their own personality.

This goes for me too. And I'm afraid of Alsatians.

Very much how I feel too. I like dogs, but some people do use them to intimidate people, even their friends. I cannot understand why anyone would have a Rottweiler or a Doberman as a pet. I don't want to be assaulted every time I go and see them. And dogs are so bloody messy.