Your latest crush?

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby harvey k-tel » 08 Feb 2018, 16:24

Yowza!

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Dr Markus » 08 Feb 2018, 17:48

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Yowza!

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Yowza, you thought radiators would have arrive in Canada by now. No more putting on the ashes after a fire for you now big lad.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Toby » 09 Feb 2018, 10:45

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Lizzy Yarnold - Skeleton/Luge Olympic Gold medallist

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 09 Feb 2018, 15:33

Toby wrote:Image


Lizzy Yarnold - Skeleton/Luge Olympic Gold medallist


She doesn't look much like a skeleton, does she?
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Insouciant Western People » 09 Feb 2018, 18:35

Bernie on FB wrote:She doesn't look much like a skeleton, does she?


Perhaps just a distant relative of the skeletal family.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Insouciant Western People » 09 Feb 2018, 18:37

Suzy Klein, BBC TV & radio presenter, and writer.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby sloopjohnc » 09 Feb 2018, 19:29

Nick wrote:Suzy Klein, BBC TV & radio presenter, and writer.

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She looks like she might bat for the other team, if you get my drift.

Edit: I just looked and she's married and has two kids.

My son is in love with Rachel Maddow, and she definitely bats for the other team.

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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 09 Feb 2018, 19:30

sloopjohnc wrote:
Nick wrote:Suzy Klein, BBC TV & radio presenter, and writer.

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She looks like she might bat for the other team, if you get my drift.

My son is in love with Rachel Maddow, and she definitely bats for the other team.

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What do lesbians look like, sloop?


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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby harvey k-tel » 09 Feb 2018, 19:30

Women don't bat, they 'gently swat'.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Diamond Dog » 09 Feb 2018, 21:13

Nick wrote:Suzy Klein, BBC TV & radio presenter, and writer.

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A decent musician too.



You gotta like her!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby harvey k-tel » 09 Feb 2018, 21:18

Nah she's a dirty lezzer!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Dr Markus » 09 Feb 2018, 21:23

Casual homophobia! What laughs!
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby harvey k-tel » 09 Feb 2018, 21:28

I must now go sit on the Throne of Hypocrisy.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Dr Markus » 09 Feb 2018, 21:35

Eh? Is there a new one you can move to from the old one. Hope it has a cup holder, I know you liked that feature on the old one.
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 10 Feb 2018, 13:37

sloopjohnc wrote:
Nick wrote:Suzy Klein, BBC TV & radio presenter, and writer.

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She looks like she might bat for the other team, if you get my drift.

Edit: I just looked and she's married and has two kids.



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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby The Slider » 10 Feb 2018, 15:23

Bernie on FB wrote:
What do lesbians look like, sloop?


:D


Most of the ones I know look a bit like Griff.
But a couple look like Jumper K
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby sloopjohnc » 10 Feb 2018, 15:47

The Slider wrote:
Bernie on FB wrote:
What do lesbians look like, sloop?


:D


Most of the ones I know look a bit like Griff.
But a couple look like Jumper K


More than a couple, I'd say. Jumper K epitomizes "butch."
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 10 Feb 2018, 16:00

And why does Suzy Klein look like a lesbian?
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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Goat Boy » 10 Feb 2018, 16:43

The Slider wrote:
Bernie on FB wrote:
What do lesbians look like, sloop?


:D


Most of the ones I know look a bit like Griff.
But a couple look like Jumper K


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Re: Your latest crush?

Postby Dr Markus » 10 Feb 2018, 16:56

:lol:
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