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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 12 Dec 2017, 12:01

Ooh look - meet the gang cos the boys are here....
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Re: Everton

Postby clive gash » 12 Dec 2017, 12:19

kewl klive wrote:Big Sam 8-)


8-)
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Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

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Re: Everton

Postby WG Kaspar » 12 Dec 2017, 12:39

I'm not in the slightest embarrassed as I am foreign and more importantly shameless and delusional.
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Re: Everton

Postby clive gash » 12 Dec 2017, 12:40

A perfect match!
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Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

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Re: Everton

Postby Penk! » 12 Dec 2017, 12:52

WG Kaspar wrote:I am foreign and more importantly shameless and delusional.


Tautology alert!
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Re: Everton

Postby WG Kaspar » 12 Dec 2017, 13:01

Well I didn't want to play the victim card.
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Re: Everton

Postby Jimbly » 12 Dec 2017, 14:44

The Great Defector wrote:
Goat Boy wrote:Fat Sam. How the noble Everton have fallen eh?


How dare you sir!


mind someone wetting his pants about people posting in threads when they dont support the team in question.
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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 12 Dec 2017, 16:50

Not alerted at all. Honest.
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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 13 Dec 2017, 14:34

I like that decision.
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Re: Everton

Postby Darkness_Fish » 13 Dec 2017, 15:03

I bet the buffet had already been delivered, and Sam took a fancy to the pork-pies and sausage rolls.
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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 13 Dec 2017, 15:10

Darkness_Fish wrote:I bet the buffet had already been delivered, and Sam took a fancy to the pork-pies and sausage rolls.


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Re: Everton

Postby Rayge » 23 Dec 2017, 14:08

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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 23 Dec 2017, 14:11

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Re: Everton

Postby Penk! » 23 Dec 2017, 19:56

As it’s the season of goodwill, let’s take a moment to reflect on the fact that ”past it” Wayne Rooney has scored more for a messy Everton than £50m+ Morata and Lacazette have for supposed title contenders.
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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 02 Jan 2018, 05:57

Well ... set out to defend a home scoreless draw against a team short of confidence and with only one win in five matches? That'll be a 2-0 home defeat then.

On top of a defeat by a Bournmeouth side that hadn't a win in 8 previous games....

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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 02 Jan 2018, 13:00

I can only imagine that the reason we are "allowing the opposition to take the game away from us" is because we're parking 10 men behind the ball. Easy isn't it, Sam? Certainly a lot more concise than your three and a half minute explanation.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42537077

Oh and I really love the way that he never misses any opportunity to tell us all about the 'sports science' part of his job (lactic acid, didn't you know?) and dissects the game brilliantly... sadly he then seems to forget the vast majority of this before the next fixture and... we do the same again.
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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 09 Jan 2018, 22:12

Diamond Dog wrote:Re Ross Barkley - is the reason for his sudden change of heart :

a) Because he realised at the very last moment that the club means more to him than mere money, and he's going to come back from his injury in October, refershed and aching to regain his place playing for the club he loves, or
b) That he's made a backdoor deal with Chelsea ( knowing that he's out until at least October) to string his injury out until January, and then sign for them - by doing so saving them a transfer fee of £30 million, and pocketing (probably at least) half of that £30 million as a signing on fee?

I wonder what reception he thinks he's going to get when/if he runs out at Goodison again?
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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 13 Jan 2018, 19:45

Same as it ever was.....
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Re: Everton

Postby NMB » 17 Jan 2018, 22:09

Good luck with the new job Theo. I’ll miss you more than Sanchez.
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Re: Everton

Postby The Modernist » 17 Jan 2018, 23:11

He's probably an upgrade on similar players they've had there like Lennon and Merielles.
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