The Snip

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The Snip

Postby K » 04 Jan 2018, 14:00

Here I am in front of the TV, my balls aching and throbbing away after having the snip this morning. Feel like someone's been using my bollocks like a punchbag.
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Re: The Snip

Postby Nick » 04 Jan 2018, 14:19

You have my sympathy, I had it done just over five years ago.

A BCB friend had regaled me beforehand with tales of how uncomfortable and painful his vasectomy was, but when it came to mine, I didn't feel a thing during the op, and afterwards had no ill effects at all. I guess I was just lucky.

I even got on a train later that day and went to Sensi & Evil Dave's in Barrow for the weekend, where we won a pub quiz under the name of 'Nick's Spacehoppers'. That's the Evil Dave sense of humour for you ;)
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Re: The Snip

Postby Goat Boy » 04 Jan 2018, 14:26

I had it done last year. The very next day I cycled to John o Groats.

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Re: The Snip

Postby K » 04 Jan 2018, 14:29

Goat Boy wrote:I had it done last year. The very next day I cycled to John o Groats.

Man up ffs

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Re: The Snip

Postby nev harp » 04 Jan 2018, 14:33

47 years too late.
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Re: The Snip

Postby Jimbo » 04 Jan 2018, 14:33

Mine was done according to Jewish law when I was eight days old. I went ice skating the next day.
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Re: The Snip

Postby K » 04 Jan 2018, 14:43

kewl klive wrote:47 years too late.

You're a lovely man, Charlie.
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Re: The Snip

Postby nev harp » 04 Jan 2018, 14:49

On the cusp of a third flounce precious?
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Re: The Snip

Postby K » 04 Jan 2018, 14:51

kewl klive wrote:On the cusp of a third flounce precious?

No.
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Re: The Snip

Postby fange » 04 Jan 2018, 14:59

I ran a half-marathon later in the week!
C'mon, K, get off the couch and move about slowly. It's not exactly childbirth mate!

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Re: The Snip

Postby K » 04 Jan 2018, 15:04

It's funny. Like Nick said, all I've heard is about the pain and misery following the op, but it's just a dull ache (like Clive), although I'm not so sure I could run a half marathon.
I am milking the attention a bit at home, though.
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Re: The Snip

Postby Goat Boy » 04 Jan 2018, 15:08

I really enjoyed the ejaculating blood part!

Reminded me of the time I ripped my banjo string.

Twaaang!
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Re: The Snip

Postby The Great Defector » 04 Jan 2018, 15:55

Goat Boy wrote:I really enjoyed the ejaculating blood part!

Reminded me of the time I ripped my banjo string.

Twaaang!


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Re: The Snip

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 04 Jan 2018, 15:57

Goat Boy wrote:I really enjoyed the ejaculating blood part!

Reminded me of the time I ripped my banjo string.

Twaaang!


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Re: The Snip

Postby Toby » 04 Jan 2018, 16:09

Well count yourself lucky you've still got two. I had one removed two years ago because of a tumour.

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Re: The Snip

Postby K » 04 Jan 2018, 16:59

Whereas I've just bled profusely over the bathroom floor.
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Re: The Snip

Postby K » 04 Jan 2018, 17:00

Toby wrote:Well count yourself lucky you've still got two. I had one removed two years ago because of a tumour.

I'm glad things got resolved, even if it means you joining the ranks of Hitler...
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Re: The Snip

Postby sloopjohnc » 04 Jan 2018, 17:42

I lifted 25 lb barbells with my penis after my operation.
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Re: The Snip

Postby yomptepi » 04 Jan 2018, 18:15

Darryl Strawberry wrote:Whereas I've just bled profusely over the bathroom floor.


Although I had no pain, I did bleed a lot for a couple of days. It is a bit disconcerting.
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Re: The Snip

Postby Minnie the Minx » 04 Jan 2018, 18:32

yomptepi wrote:
Darryl Strawberry wrote:Whereas I've just bled profusely over the bathroom floor.


Although I had no pain, I did bleed a lot for a couple of days. It is a bit disconcerting.


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