Daddyo Johnson

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Daddyo Johnson

Postby Samoan » 14 Nov 2017, 09:06

Daddyo Johnson has arrived by plane in The Antipodes.
This I'm going to watch.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/stanley-johnson-boris-dad-father-im-a-celebrity-2017-a8052691.html

Various reports detail that ITV bosses are hoping the older Johnson talks politics around the campfire, perhaps even commenting on his son’s current situation.
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Re: Daddyo Johnson

Postby Samoan » 14 Nov 2017, 18:20

The Games will begin on Sunday

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Stanley Johnson admitted he had never watched the show, and said he had not told his son, the UK foreign secretary, because he had been instructed to keep his appearance secret.

"Don't tell me he's going to hear about it, it's very unlikely," he said, according to The Sun. "Knowing Boris, he may never find out."
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Re: Daddyo Johnson

Postby Diamond Dog » 14 Nov 2017, 18:39

Who honestly gives a fuck?
In other words an extended look into *******’s head, and it seems to have some pretty good things in it (who among us is totally free of mental garbage?) It’s nice to see that he is confident enough so he can play some blues again,I’d like to hear more.

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Re: Daddyo Johnson

Postby Dr Markus » 14 Nov 2017, 19:07

Ah you beat me to it, I posted in the May thread about this. He's either gonna come across as a kinda likeable buffoon or just the complete opposite. I don't think there will be any middle ground.
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Re: Daddyo Johnson

Postby Diamond Dog » 15 Nov 2017, 05:50

Surprise surprise....
In other words an extended look into *******’s head, and it seems to have some pretty good things in it (who among us is totally free of mental garbage?) It’s nice to see that he is confident enough so he can play some blues again,I’d like to hear more.

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Re: Daddyo Johnson

Postby Darkness_Fish » 15 Nov 2017, 13:27

Bloody hell, I recognise one of them! That's Shappi Khorsandi, isn't it?
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Re: Daddyo Johnson

Postby Dr Markus » 15 Nov 2017, 13:32

Well that's the other point, I copped Khan and that's it. I mean does he really need the money?
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Re: Daddyo Johnson

Postby Samoan » 18 Nov 2017, 11:23

bobzilla77 wrote:Those people who say the guitars sound like bagpipes have never really listened to bagpipes.

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Re: Daddyo Johnson

Postby Dr Markus » 18 Nov 2017, 17:14

I always wonder about politicians that do these shows. Are they trying to show the "people" they're one of them by appearing normal when they're not being politicians? Its a bad idea I reckon.
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Re: Daddyo Johnson

Postby Pansy Puff » 18 Nov 2017, 19:51

Samoan wrote:Kezia Dugdale is out there!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-42037321

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“He’s got the memory of an elephant ... and the trophy cabinet of one too.”

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Re: Daddyo Johnson

Postby Samoan » 20 Nov 2017, 22:36

Daddyo's pretty wily at this, he took cover from the torrential rain in the telephone box whilst the others got drenched and cold.
The secretary apple didn't fall far.
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