**TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

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YES
8
80%
NO
2
20%
 
Total votes: 10

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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Ragye » 23 Jun 2017, 17:22

Doctor Ian Le wrote:Fuck off


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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Dr Markus » 23 Jun 2017, 17:23

Thought this might have taken off a bit better..........you cunts.
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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby gash on ignore » 23 Jun 2017, 17:24

Ragye wrote:
Doctor Ian Le wrote:Fuck off


Okey-doke


Fuck back in again!
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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Diamond Dog » 23 Jun 2017, 17:24

Ragye wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:
Ragye wrote:Neither big nor clever


Ragye wrote:I voted no by the way. There's nothing big nor clever about rude behaviour, even between consenting adults


Er, yes I repeated myself. It was quite deliberate.

I wasn't commenting on your preceding post – if I were, I would have quoted it – but responding to the change in thread title by our friend John.

Apologies for any misunderstanding.

:|


Cool. Apologies to you too.
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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby bobzilla77 » 23 Jun 2017, 18:06

Awwwwwwww. I'm real sorry to hear y'all are having a tough morning. I hope the rest of your day goes a whole lot better, hon. You know what cheers me up when I'm feeling grumpy? A nice cup of hot coffee.
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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby gash on ignore » 23 Jun 2017, 18:17

The inhumanity!
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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby gash on ignore » 23 Jun 2017, 23:34

25 minutes left ladies...
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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Hugh » 23 Jun 2017, 23:36

Bum. Poo. Dog's knickers.

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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby gash on ignore » 23 Jun 2017, 23:38

:cry:
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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby gash on ignore » 23 Jun 2017, 23:40

Frottage
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:That's it. I've taken the decision. I'm bored of the twat and the misery he deals in.


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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 24 Jun 2017, 01:08

Dear All of You,

You're all a bunch of nerds and turds and I hope you all suffocate on balls.

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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Dr Markus » 24 Jun 2017, 01:51

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Dear All of You,

You're all a bunch of nerds and turds and I hope you all suffocate on balls.

K-Tel



Is that a line from the film "milk"?
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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Diamond Dog » 25 Jun 2017, 21:36

So where did it all go wrong?
Mason Cooley wrote:Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.

In the future, in case you're wondering, "Crime, boy I don't know" is where I decided to kick your ass.

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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Diamond Dog » 28 Jun 2017, 22:31

Come on you fucking wankers, what went wrong?
Mason Cooley wrote:Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.

In the future, in case you're wondering, "Crime, boy I don't know" is where I decided to kick your ass.

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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Fonz » 30 Jun 2017, 17:36

Bell-ends
Heyyyy!

"Fonz clearly has no fucks to give. I like the cut of his Cupicidal gib."

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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Fonz » 30 Jun 2017, 17:36

Does that 'need' the hyphen?
Heyyyy!

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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Diamond Dog » 02 Jul 2017, 09:33

What a shit thread this was.
Mason Cooley wrote:Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.

In the future, in case you're wondering, "Crime, boy I don't know" is where I decided to kick your ass.

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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Diamond Dog » 24 Jul 2017, 12:29

How about today instead?
Mason Cooley wrote:Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.

In the future, in case you're wondering, "Crime, boy I don't know" is where I decided to kick your ass.

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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby sneelock » 24 Jul 2017, 17:56

a bear and a rabbit are taking a shit. the bear asks the rabbit, "when you take a shit, does the shit stick to your fur?"
"why, NO." says the rabbit. so, the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Deebank » 24 Jul 2017, 18:28

Classic Rock Sneelock wrote:a bear and a rabbit are taking a shit. the bear asks the rabbit, "when you take a shit, does the shit stick to your fur?"
"why, NO." says the rabbit. so, the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.


Wait a fuckin minute!
That makes no sense.
No point wiping your arse with a rabbit if no shit sticks to it!
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