The Newbie Introduction Thread

[Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman]

I've been great.

Super!

Here you'll get in contact again with the real me you used to be.

You know teenageriot?

No, but I do know writer Garrison Keillor.

He invented this funny Deepak Chopra-like phrase.

[gary191265]

Hi,

I'm an asylum-seeker from the Hoffman Forums! Can I just come in here and swear occasionally when the rampant misogyny and Beatles worship gets a bit too much, please?

[WG Kaspar]

Hi,

I'm an asylum-seeker from the Hoffman Forums! Can I just come in here and swear occasionally when the rampant misogyny and Beatles worship gets a bit too much, please?

You can do that regardless

[gary191265]

Hi,

I'm an asylum-seeker from the Hoffman Forums! Can I just come in here and swear occasionally when the rampant misogyny and Beatles worship gets a bit too much, please?

You can do that regardless

Cheers!

[Jumper K]

Hi,

I'm an asylum-seeker from the Hoffman Forums! Can I just come in here and swear occasionally when the rampant misogyny and Beatles worship gets a bit too much, please?

You can do that regardless

Cheers!

I'm afraid Gary, the Beatles worship is endemic round these parts. I'd leave now.

[Belle Lettre]

But here, you can choose Fun House over Let It Be in a poll.

[Diamond Dog]

But here, you can choose Fun House over Let It Be in a poll.

Only if you wish to publicly display your musical ignorance.

[Belle Lettre]

Well, it's hardly a secret..

[gary191265]

You can do that regardless

Cheers!

I'm afraid Gary, the Beatles worship is endemic round these parts. I'd leave now.

I see no 300 page thread on who sang the backing vocals on 'A Day in the Life' though...

[kath]

welcome gary.

yer not kiddin about the rampant misogyny. it was twilight zoney when i was there. you'd have these guys priding themselves on their superior musical knowledge and intelligence, who would come out with variations on...

"a woman doesn't have the higher brain function to appreciate zappa"

or

"women only care about music if they can dance to it"

or

"all those girls peeing themselves for the beatles... women, huh?"

some of those guys have been in a 12-year-old locker room bubble for farrrr too long. the wanking must be *very* good there.

[fange]

Welcome, gaz.

Start up some threads and have some fun.

[Deebank]

Cheers!

I'm afraid Gary, the Beatles worship is endemic round these parts. I'd leave now.

I see no 300 page thread on who sang the backing vocals on 'A Day in the Life' though...

You will now!

(Welcome btw)

[gary191265]

welcome gary.

yer not kiddin about the rampant misogyny. it was twilight zoney when i was there. you'd have these guys priding themselves on their superior musical knowledge and intelligence, who would come out with variations on...

"a woman doesn't have the higher brain function to appreciate zappa"

or

"women only care about music if they can dance to it"

or

"all those girls peeing themselves for the beatles... women, huh?"

some of those guys have been in a 12-year-old locker room bubble for farrrr too long. the wanking must be *very* good there.

To be fair, they were right about Zappa

Seriously though, I don't think a lot of them have ever spoken to a woman, other than on a phone sex line or by mouthing the words of male 'actors' while they're watching porn.

[Copehead]

welcome gary.

yer not kiddin about the rampant misogyny. it was twilight zoney when i was there. you'd have these guys priding themselves on their superior musical knowledge and intelligence, who would come out with variations on...

"a woman doesn't have the higher brain function to appreciate zappa"

or

"women only care about music if they can dance to it"

or

"all those girls peeing themselves for the beatles... women, huh?"

some of those guys have been in a 12-year-old locker room bubble for farrrr too long. the wanking must be *very* good there.

To be fair, they were right about Zappa

Seriously though, I don't think a lot of them have ever spoken to a woman, other than on a phone sex line or by mouthing the words of male 'actors' while they're watching porn.

Welcome Gary
Be sure to introduce yourself to the other 191264 Garys on the board quickly

[Sneelock]

welcome Gary.

I never fit in at Hoffman's. I don't fit in here either but I'm far from the only guy who doesn't seem to give a shit.
I also enjoy swearing as you can see. sadly, I'm worse at the Beatles worship than anyone. But, I'm old. I think I get to do that Rudy Vallee sort of thing.
23 skidoo.

[Jumper K]

Cheers!

I'm afraid Gary, the Beatles worship is endemic round these parts. I'd leave now.

I see no 300 page thread on who sang the backing vocals on 'A Day in the Life' though...

Thats because I killed the twonk who started it.

[zoomboogity]

So what happened to Stereo Central, anyway? First they take their forums down, then they let the domain name go. Did they decide they proved their point and call it a day, or what?

[Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman]

welcome gary.

yer not kiddin about the rampant misogyny. it was twilight zoney when i was there. you'd have these guys priding themselves on their superior musical knowledge and intelligence, who would come out with variations on...

"a woman doesn't have the higher brain function to appreciate zappa"

or

"women only care about music if they can dance to it"

or

"all those girls peeing themselves for the beatles... women, huh?"

some of those guys have been in a 12-year-old locker room bubble for farrrr too long. the wanking must be *very* good there.

To be fair, they were right about Zappa

Seriously though, I don't think a lot of them have ever spoken to a woman, other than on a phone sex line or by mouthing the words of male 'actors' while they're watching porn.

Welcome Gary
Be sure to introduce yourself to the other 191264 Garys on the board quickly

A classic exchange of erm... opinions.

[clive gash]

Welcome fathertime!

You'll fit in well with K our resident ephebophile, who I see has already touched base. He loves superheroes too!

Have fun you guys!

[The Great Defecator]

Hi My NAame is Mark and I like soft sunsets, nice girls and the Corrs.