The Newbie Introduction Thread

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Belle Lettre » 03 Jul 2017, 21:10

Well, it's hardly a secret..
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby gary191265 » 04 Jul 2017, 00:34

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Cheers!

I'm afraid Gary, the Beatles worship is endemic round these parts. I'd leave now.


I see no 300 page thread on who sang the backing vocals on 'A Day in the Life' though...

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby kath » 04 Jul 2017, 01:13

welcome gary.

yer not kiddin about the rampant misogyny. it was twilight zoney when i was there. you'd have these guys priding themselves on their superior musical knowledge and intelligence, who would come out with variations on...

"a woman doesn't have the higher brain function to appreciate zappa"

or

"women only care about music if they can dance to it"

or

"all those girls peeing themselves for the beatles... women, huh?"

some of those guys have been in a 12-year-old locker room bubble for farrrr too long. the wanking must be *very* good there.

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby fange » 04 Jul 2017, 01:20

Welcome, gaz.

Start up some threads and have some fun.
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Deebank » 04 Jul 2017, 08:49

gary191265 wrote:
Jumper K wrote:
gary191265 wrote:
Cheers!

I'm afraid Gary, the Beatles worship is endemic round these parts. I'd leave now.


I see no 300 page thread on who sang the backing vocals on 'A Day in the Life' though...


You will now! :x

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby gary191265 » 04 Jul 2017, 09:40

kath wrote:welcome gary.

yer not kiddin about the rampant misogyny. it was twilight zoney when i was there. you'd have these guys priding themselves on their superior musical knowledge and intelligence, who would come out with variations on...

"a woman doesn't have the higher brain function to appreciate zappa"

or

"women only care about music if they can dance to it"

or

"all those girls peeing themselves for the beatles... women, huh?"

some of those guys have been in a 12-year-old locker room bubble for farrrr too long. the wanking must be *very* good there.


To be fair, they were right about Zappa ;)

Seriously though, I don't think a lot of them have ever spoken to a woman, other than on a phone sex line or by mouthing the words of male 'actors' while they're watching porn.

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby copehead » 04 Jul 2017, 18:00

gary191265 wrote:
kath wrote:welcome gary.

yer not kiddin about the rampant misogyny. it was twilight zoney when i was there. you'd have these guys priding themselves on their superior musical knowledge and intelligence, who would come out with variations on...

"a woman doesn't have the higher brain function to appreciate zappa"

or

"women only care about music if they can dance to it"

or

"all those girls peeing themselves for the beatles... women, huh?"

some of those guys have been in a 12-year-old locker room bubble for farrrr too long. the wanking must be *very* good there.


To be fair, they were right about Zappa ;)

Seriously though, I don't think a lot of them have ever spoken to a woman, other than on a phone sex line or by mouthing the words of male 'actors' while they're watching porn.


Welcome Gary
Be sure to introduce yourself to the other 191264 Garys on the board quickly
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Sneelock » 05 Jul 2017, 23:41

welcome Gary.

I never fit in at Hoffman's. I don't fit in here either but I'm far from the only guy who doesn't seem to give a shit.
I also enjoy swearing as you can see. sadly, I'm worse at the Beatles worship than anyone. But, I'm old. I think I get to do that Rudy Vallee sort of thing.
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Jumper K » 19 Jul 2017, 09:55

gary191265 wrote:
Jumper K wrote:
gary191265 wrote:
Cheers!

I'm afraid Gary, the Beatles worship is endemic round these parts. I'd leave now.


I see no 300 page thread on who sang the backing vocals on 'A Day in the Life' though...

Thats because I killed the twonk who started it.

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby zoomboogity » 21 Jul 2017, 22:55

So what happened to Stereo Central, anyway? First they take their forums down, then they let the domain name go. Did they decide they proved their point and call it a day, or what?
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 24 Jul 2017, 13:22

Copehead wrote:
gary191265 wrote:
kath wrote:welcome gary.

yer not kiddin about the rampant misogyny. it was twilight zoney when i was there. you'd have these guys priding themselves on their superior musical knowledge and intelligence, who would come out with variations on...

"a woman doesn't have the higher brain function to appreciate zappa"

or

"women only care about music if they can dance to it"

or

"all those girls peeing themselves for the beatles... women, huh?"

some of those guys have been in a 12-year-old locker room bubble for farrrr too long. the wanking must be *very* good there.


To be fair, they were right about Zappa ;)

Seriously though, I don't think a lot of them have ever spoken to a woman, other than on a phone sex line or by mouthing the words of male 'actors' while they're watching porn.


Welcome Gary
Be sure to introduce yourself to the other 191264 Garys on the board quickly


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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby clive gash » 09 Aug 2017, 11:23

Welcome fathertime!

You'll fit in well with K our resident ephebophile, who I see has already touched base. He loves superheroes too!

Have fun you guys!
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby The Great Defecator » 01 Sep 2017, 05:11

Hi My NAame is Mark and I like soft sunsets, nice girls and the Corrs.
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Joe Baxter » 06 Sep 2017, 11:18

Greetings from No Mean City,
I'm not a newbie, but couldn't log in, so sod the post count.
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Hugh » 06 Sep 2017, 12:39

Welcome back, Jungry Hoe.

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Joe Baxter » 06 Sep 2017, 15:43

Cheers Hugh. :)

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby copehead » 06 Sep 2017, 17:44

Boe Jaxter wrote:Cheers Hugh. :)


Hi Joe

You haven't missed anything
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Joe Baxter » 06 Sep 2017, 19:26

Copehead wrote:
Boe Jaxter wrote:Cheers Hugh. :)


Hi Joe

You haven't missed anything

Hi Will, it's nice to see you're still around.

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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby Osgood » 07 Sep 2017, 13:30

Hi Joe, nice to see you here
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Re: The Newbie Introduction Thread

Postby WG Kaspar » 07 Sep 2017, 17:06

No it's not.
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