**TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

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YES
8
80%
NO
2
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Total votes: 10

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Re: **RUDE DAY**

Postby sloopjohnc » 16 Jun 2017, 16:23

Quaco wrote:What a dumb fucking idea, typical Coan let's-get-BCB-going-again-boys shit.

Oh sorry next Friday. Sounds good!


First part, good. Second part, lame as fuck.
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Re: **RUDE DAY**

Postby naughty boy » 16 Jun 2017, 16:29

Quaco wrote:
Goat Boy wrote:Quaco is so nice he can only be rude on BCB RUDE DAY.

I can't wait! It's like the joke of the three men standing around talking about sex. One says he and his wife do it every night. The second says he and his wife do it once a week. Then they look at the third guy, who is smiling ear to ear, and ask him what about him. He says he and his wife only do it once a year. 'Well what are you smiling about then?' 'TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!'


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Re: **RUDE DAY**

Postby sloopjohnc » 16 Jun 2017, 16:40

My goal is to make someone cry, other than showing them photos of me with my shirt off.
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Re: **RUDE DAY**

Postby Goat Boy » 16 Jun 2017, 16:45

Doctor Ian Le wrote:
Quaco wrote:
Goat Boy wrote:Quaco is so nice he can only be rude on BCB RUDE DAY.

I can't wait! It's like the joke of the three men standing around talking about sex. One says he and his wife do it every night. The second says he and his wife do it once a week. Then they look at the third guy, who is smiling ear to ear, and ask him what about him. He says he and his wife only do it once a year. 'Well what are you smiling about then?' 'TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!'


:lol:


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Re: **RUDE DAY**

Postby Dr Markus » 16 Jun 2017, 18:03

Isn't the thread capping thread in YY not just rude day...........everyday?
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Re: **RUDE DAY**

Postby Diamond Dog » 16 Jun 2017, 22:00

Ragye wrote:I voted no by the way. There's nothing big nor clever about rude behaviour, even between consenting adults



Fuck off.

Oh sorry, a week early.
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Re: **RUDE DAY**

Postby clive gash » 23 Jun 2017, 10:10

Fucksticks!
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Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Belle Lettre » 23 Jun 2017, 10:40

Thank fuck it's here at last. Where are all the grown-ups?
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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby clive gash » 23 Jun 2017, 10:44

On Facebook reminiscing abaht DIRE Straits
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...

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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Diamond Dog » 23 Jun 2017, 11:10

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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby clive gash » 23 Jun 2017, 11:14

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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...

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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Diamond Dog » 23 Jun 2017, 11:21

You know, deep down I really love Gash. He's a top, top fella. One of the absolute best.

It annoys me that I have to keep up this pretence of not reading his posts, when everyone knows I read every single one. Avidly. I have found a feature on BCB that sends me an email when he posts. And, as soon as I get it, I'm right there - salivating over the always hilarious and/or informed comment. I'm sure we all are - he's the kind of guy that keeps a place like this going, isn't he?

I'm not sure how long I can keep pretending to ignore him - I'm sure I'll crack soon and respond to one of his witty/erudite posts. Almost certainly with a :lol: or a :!: . Or both , most probably. And then the secret will be out and I'll have posters giving me the "Ha Ha Wanker" whilst simultaneously handing out big internet hugs to Gash. The latter for proving me wrong (and smoking me out) and the former because that will be exactly what I deserve.

Quite seriously - I love that man. With almost unbridled and unfettered passion. Should he go, I'm fairly certain this place will crumble instantly, closely followed by the country, planet and then universe.

Top man Gash - top top man. Love him. Loads and loads. Thank you for pointing out my deficiencies and putting me on the path to righteousness. Bodhisattva...won't you take me by the hand?
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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Modesty Forbids » 23 Jun 2017, 11:26

Neither big nor clever
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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby clive gash » 23 Jun 2017, 11:32

One of those things surely?
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Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Diamond Dog » 23 Jun 2017, 11:45

Ragye wrote:Neither big nor clever


Ragye wrote:I voted no by the way. There's nothing big nor clever about rude behaviour, even between consenting adults
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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby WG Kaspar » 23 Jun 2017, 17:04

That went well
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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby naughty boy » 23 Jun 2017, 17:13

Fuck off
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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby clive gash » 23 Jun 2017, 17:16

Oh here he is, 17 fucking hours late.
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...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...

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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Modesty Forbids » 23 Jun 2017, 17:21

Diamond Dog wrote:
Ragye wrote:Neither big nor clever


Ragye wrote:I voted no by the way. There's nothing big nor clever about rude behaviour, even between consenting adults


Er, yes I repeated myself. It was quite deliberate.

I wasn't commenting on your preceding post – if I were, I would have quoted it – but responding to the change in thread title by our friend John.

Apologies for any misunderstanding.

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Re: **TODAY IS RUDE DAY, WANKERS**

Postby Modesty Forbids » 23 Jun 2017, 17:22

WG Kaspar wrote:That went well


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