John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10
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John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10
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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10
That's absolutely dreadful John. It sounds like if professional darts was a song.
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He actually makes me cringe every time I see or hear him.
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Top facial hair.
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I'm Gonna Make You A Star is the glam Complete Control/The Great Rock and Roll Swindle.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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It's absolutely wonderful
Matt 'interesting' Wilson wrote:So I went from looking at the "I'm a Man" riff, to showing how the rave up was popular for awhile.
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PENK wrote:That's absolutely dreadful John. It sounds like if professional darts was a song.
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Matt 'interesting' Wilson wrote:So I went from looking at the "I'm a Man" riff, to showing how the rave up was popular for awhile.
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Hit enough. Catchy and winning, but also instantly forgettable. And "Rock On" is much more inspired. If there was a Footy choice, I'd take it, but it's not shit.
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Terrible vocal performance. SO many bum notes.
The song and esp. the arrangement are lame as well.
The song and esp. the arrangement are lame as well.
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Now I get why he's a one-hit wonder over here. Yeesh
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It's a genuine atrocity against mankind.
Like fast-moving clouds casting shadows against a hillside, the melody-loop shuddered with a sense of the sublime, the awful unknowable majesty of the world.
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Oh dear God, please make it stop! That is like vulture puke!
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This young man stood up in a working men's club in 1974 and sang this song which had every woman there swooning. They couldn't believe the confidence of the fella - who only hours ago was down the pit sweating and breathing coal dust. And he wrote the ditty himself!
And the bar band were hot that night, using the new 'trumpet' setting on the Bontempi. Pro drummer, too, for the first time. You can tell.
A win on this Saturday's New Faces for sure. And - who knows? - maybe a career in showbusiness!
And the bar band were hot that night, using the new 'trumpet' setting on the Bontempi. Pro drummer, too, for the first time. You can tell.
A win on this Saturday's New Faces for sure. And - who knows? - maybe a career in showbusiness!
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...
...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...
...I'm producing facts here...
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The non-thinking woman's Peter Gabriel.
Matt 'interesting' Wilson wrote:So I went from looking at the "I'm a Man" riff, to showing how the rave up was popular for awhile.
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I loves me a non-thinking woman.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...
...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...
...I'm producing facts here...
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clive gash wrote:I loves me a non-thinking woman.
whodathunkit wrote: Somewhere it's always 1972.
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It's a corny old thing. Essex tries to inject some personality into it, but it's a bit too end of the pier to save.
I voted shit.
I voted shit.
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I lasted about a minute and a half. I haven't heard anything that awful in awhile!
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