MORE random stuff about your day

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Dr Markus » 16 May 2017, 17:01

Taking "Dad jokes" to a new low.
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby sloopjohnc » 16 May 2017, 17:19

I'm doing a walking challenge with some women co-workers and yesterday was the first day of tracking steps. I did around 8,400, or roughly 4.5 miles. My co-workers did 15,000 and 17,000, respectively. I grinded out that 8.400 and am already deep in a hole.
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby fange » 17 May 2017, 01:20

sloopjohnc wrote:
fange wrote:My eldest daughter is 14 today.

Man, how time flies.

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Who's the girl holding her on her shoulders?


One very happy carnival-goer. :)
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Minnie the Minx » 17 May 2017, 01:26

fange wrote:My eldest daughter is 14 today.

Man, how time flies.

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Lovely pic!
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Dr Markus » 17 May 2017, 02:42

fange wrote:
sloopjohnc wrote:
fange wrote:My eldest daughter is 14 today.

Man, how time flies.

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Who's the girl holding her on her shoulders?


One very happy carnival-goer. :)



Now we're talking. :lol:
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Hugh » 22 May 2017, 13:11

I and I pon mi oliday and ting in Jamaica. Irie!

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Dr Markus » 22 May 2017, 13:37

Hugh wrote:I and I pon mi oliday and ting in Jamaica. Irie!



Ah, stop trying to steal "my thing". The nerve of some people.
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby sloopjohnc » 23 May 2017, 17:04

My daughter went to NYC on Sunday. Talking to my son on the phone last night, he admitted to "kinda" missing his big sister already.
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Count Machuki » 24 May 2017, 17:30

Ew this thread feels sticky.

My job is KICKING MY ASS
they've got me on pins and needles constantly and I'm literally losing sleep over it
SUCKS
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Count Machuki » 25 May 2017, 14:29

ASO signed with my company again
They're being SUPER COMPLICATED these days, but thank God my campaign is safe for now
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby BARON CORNY DOG » 25 May 2017, 17:05

I'm glad your job is ok.
And annoyed this thread is a sticky.
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Polishgirl » 27 May 2017, 15:57

:D Had a mega if full-on week in New York, seeing stuff non-stop, walking miles, going up very tall things, absorbing art, seeing cats being taken for walks in Central Park, sitting in a room with Brooke Shields whilst admiring her propensity for swearing, driving upstate to Sleepy Hollow with its magnificent drive thru cemetery, being captivated by the very impressive arses of the Chicago cast, and being introduced to the wonderful world of knishes. My fb feed is bloated with hundreds of photos.

Loved it but Krakow and Vienna remain my favourites, just because they don't overwhelm me, country girl that I am

Now started new job which is settling down nicely. They've quickly realised that I can fuck up all manner of IT and office equipment just by standing close by.
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Hugh » 27 May 2017, 16:15

Returned from Jamaica. Became ill on the plane on the way home. Had to be given oxygen and threw up spectacularly. Was taken off the plane in a wheelchair which even I thought was a bit unnecessary. Was great otherwise though.

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Polishgirl » 27 May 2017, 16:18

Central Park cat on lead chasing superbly tufty black squirrel.

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Minnie the Minx » 27 May 2017, 16:29

Hugh wrote:Returned from Jamaica. Became ill on the plane on the way home. Had to be given oxygen and threw up spectacularly. Was taken off the plane in a wheelchair which even I thought was a bit unnecessary. Was great otherwise though.



Glad you're better but hmmm... had one..how shall i put this...found some of the local produce a little...overwhelming?
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Six String » 27 May 2017, 16:34

Minnie the Minx wrote:
Hugh wrote:Returned from Jamaica. Became ill on the plane on the way home. Had to be given oxygen and threw up spectacularly. Was taken off the plane in a wheelchair which even I thought was a bit unnecessary. Was great otherwise though.



Glad you're better but hmmm... had one..how shall i put this...found some of the local produce a little...overwhelming?


You mean the overproof rum? ;)
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Minnie the Minx » 27 May 2017, 16:37

Yeah yeah yeah ;)
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

Dr Markus wrote:
Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?


Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Minnie the Minx » 27 May 2017, 16:38

Fuck, there's no worse place to be ill than on a plane. I shudder just thinking of it.
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Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?


Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Polishgirl » 27 May 2017, 16:38

Jeff Koons' thing at Rockefeller Centre

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Katz's Deli. I didn't fake an orgasm, but I did enjoy a knish

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Crappest selfie ever of me and my travelling companion and some other bird.

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America; fuck, YEAH!

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It was hot.

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Harlem

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Brooklyn Ninja Turtles, just before we went to Coney Island by mistake.

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A notable view.

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Our hire car on the ACTUAL Sleepy Hollow Headless Horseman Bridge....

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Hugh » 27 May 2017, 16:45

Minnie the Minx wrote:Fuck, there's no worse place to be ill than on a plane. I shudder just thinking of it.


It wasn't very pleasant for my fellow passengers I have to say..


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