STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

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Postby Diamond Dog » 27 Apr 2017, 10:55

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Postby Samoan » 27 Apr 2017, 18:24


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Does anyone know someone who could repair this for me?
Nonsense to the aggressiveness, I've seen more aggression on the my little pony message board......I mean I was told.

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Postby Belle Lettre » 28 Apr 2017, 11:13

It was worth waiting for.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Goat Boy » 28 Apr 2017, 12:16

I just ate French toast with bacon and maple syrup.

It was aweshome.
Griff wrote:The notion that Jeremy Corbyn, a lifelong vocal proponent of antisemitism, would stand in front of an antisemitic mural and commend it is utterly preposterous.


Copehead wrote:a right wing cretin like Berger....bleating about racism

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Postby clive gash » 28 Apr 2017, 12:44

No sauce? Fucking hells bells.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...

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Postby Goat Boy » 28 Apr 2017, 13:23

Syrup dude! It was lush.

Anyway, what's this thread all about now then? I wish you'd all just get shit out in the open! C'mon cunts, entertain me!
Griff wrote:The notion that Jeremy Corbyn, a lifelong vocal proponent of antisemitism, would stand in front of an antisemitic mural and commend it is utterly preposterous.


Copehead wrote:a right wing cretin like Berger....bleating about racism

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Postby harvey k-tel » 28 Apr 2017, 13:57

clive gash wrote:No sauce? Fucking hells bells.


Sauce? What kind of sauce do you maniacs put on french toast?
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Postby clive gash » 29 Apr 2017, 12:50

Brown innit?
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Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...

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Postby naughty boy » 29 Apr 2017, 13:15

OH AYE
Matt 'interesting' Wilson wrote:So I went from looking at the "I'm a Man" riff, to showing how the rave up was popular for awhile.

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Postby fange » 29 Apr 2017, 13:18

Hogwash.
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Postby naughty boy » 05 May 2017, 19:30

Christ al-fucking-mighty take a day off will you?
Matt 'interesting' Wilson wrote:So I went from looking at the "I'm a Man" riff, to showing how the rave up was popular for awhile.

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Postby harvey k-tel » 05 May 2017, 19:31

Ah. Right. Well, as long as it's not salad cream.
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Postby Diamond Dog » 08 May 2017, 15:09

No, that is utterly vapid shite.
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Postby clive gash » 09 May 2017, 09:46

I preferred the meme that referred to someone doing the same thing over and over again.

You know, the one you've posted before.

#mastermind
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...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

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Postby harvey k-tel » 09 May 2017, 15:13

Bollops.
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Postby clive gash » 09 May 2017, 15:53

Hurt free Harv, hurt free :cry:
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

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...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...

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Postby Belle Lettre » 09 May 2017, 16:34

Horioffic
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Postby harvey k-tel » 09 May 2017, 17:31

hHoorriiffiicc?
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binary...Binary...BINARY!!!
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