The word assassination thread

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Copehead » 21 Jan 2017, 05:51

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/jan/20/totes-annoying-words-should-be-banned

Awesomesauce is in there

I'd never heard of that until this thread.

I obviously don't know enough wankers.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Count Machuki » 08 Feb 2017, 16:15

Copehead wrote:
Awesomesauce is in there



:x



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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Rayge » 08 Feb 2017, 16:39

Count Machuki wrote:"No worries" (exception for Australians)


:( No leeway for Brits who were big fans of Barry McKenzie in the 1960s (and indeed Bill Kerr in the 1950s, although I can't say I remember him saying it)?
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Count Machuki » 08 Feb 2017, 17:18

'fraid not
sorry, man
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Count Machuki » 14 Feb 2017, 20:41

get your _____ on
get my _____ on
get one's ____ on


ENOUGH :x :x

in a meeting, ffs?! :x


that phrase has EXPIRED :x :evil: :x
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Count Machuki » 14 Feb 2017, 20:41

get your lunch on?! fuck off.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Count Machuki » 10 Mar 2017, 03:13

Fangirling

Spotted twice today!
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings » 14 May 2017, 08:23

'what the actual fuck?' (or variants)

and exclamations with a full stop after every word:

'oh. my. God'

FUCK OFF :evil: :evil:
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Minnie Mincepie » 15 May 2017, 14:07

'woke'

And while we're on the subject... I can't even:

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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Stille Baron » 15 May 2017, 14:27

"Choc."
"Fam."
"Vacay"
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Dr Markus » 15 May 2017, 14:28

Still Baron wrote:"Fam."



Yeah I hate that too, "Brah" instead of brother was another one.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 15 May 2017, 15:12

'O' wrote:'what the actual fuck?' (or variants)

and exclamations with a full stop after every word:

'oh. my. God'

FUCK OFF :evil: :evil:


This.

Word.


The worst of all.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Dr Markus » 17 May 2017, 13:15

Putting "super" in front of words. I'm super excited or I'm super hungry for example. Mentioned this before but it can be super annoying. DAMN IT.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby harvey k-tel » 17 May 2017, 13:47

You can't have your words if you don't eat your supper!
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Dr Markus » 17 May 2017, 13:50

Harvey K-Tel wrote:You can't have your words if you don't eat your supper!



Super glad you got that before more seen it.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings » 17 May 2017, 15:46

The Great Defector wrote:Putting "super" in front of words. I'm super excited or I'm super hungry for example. Mentioned this before but it can be super annoying. DAMN IT.



Even worse is 'uber'
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Dr Markus » 17 May 2017, 15:49

'O' wrote:
The Great Defector wrote:Putting "super" in front of words. I'm super excited or I'm super hungry for example. Mentioned this before but it can be super annoying. DAMN IT.



Even worse is 'uber'


Very good call Jonathan.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 17 May 2017, 16:28

Governance.

Accountability.

Transparency.

Leadership.

Integrity.

(all ubiquitous)

Good emetics, though.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby harvey k-tel » 14 Jul 2017, 14:38

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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Dor-Relip Hotels and Bathings » 17 Dec 2017, 13:28

Everything's a fucking 'narrative' these days, noticed that?
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