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in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Diamond Dog » 12 Dec 2016, 13:20

Obviously his mother denied him her nipple again last night.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby BARON CORNY DOG » 12 Dec 2016, 14:45

Try this one:

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=124784

I guess there's a fine line.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Diamond Dog » 12 Dec 2016, 15:13

No I quite like this one, especially for something as topical as an event that obviously happened in the wee small hours of last night.

But thanks for the research Baron.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby BARON CORNY DOG » 12 Dec 2016, 15:15

You'll receive my bill shortly.
take5_d_shorterer wrote:If John Bonham simply didn't listen to enough Tommy Johnson or Blind Willie Mctell, that's his doing.

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Diamond Dog » 12 Dec 2016, 15:22

I shall ignore it with great zeal.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby clive gash » 12 Dec 2016, 17:36

Unlikely you thin-skinned prick :)
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...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby clive gash » 12 Dec 2016, 17:37

Oh, and, mummy issues much porky?
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Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Diamond Dog » 12 Dec 2016, 18:23

Actually yes I do have a few issues with my mother at the present moment - she's been hospitalised for over six weeks. Run over in a car park by an uninsured driver. Complications set in to the point where, after discussions with the consultants, we agreed not to resuscitate her if/when the inevitable happened. Amazingly she has managed to 'perform a miracle' as the consultants said and is still hanging in there.

So, yes, I have a few problems.

How about you?
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby clive gash » 12 Dec 2016, 19:00

You'd think in such circumstances it'd perhaps think twice about maligning other people's mothers.

But no.

Projecting Peter.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Samoan » 12 Dec 2016, 19:05

Prednisolone is a miraculous medication.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Diamond Dog » 12 Dec 2016, 19:13

clive gash wrote:You'd think in such circumstances it'd perhaps think twice about maligning other people's mothers.

But no.

Projecting Peter.



Stick your psycho-analysis up your arse.

I'm not maligning your mother, I was maligning you.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby clive gash » 12 Dec 2016, 19:26

Psycho-analysis. Fatty goes all Sigmund :lol:

A bit too on-point to be deliberate mind you.

A stopped clock and all that I suppose.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Diamond Dog » 12 Dec 2016, 19:30

Oh just fuck off will you.

If you really think I'm worried about you at the present moment, then you really are as much of a cunt as you appear to be determined to exhibit on here every time you post.

Ta ta.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby clive gash » 12 Dec 2016, 19:33

The famous final words! Try to stick to them this time you tepid dinosaur.
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby BARON CORNY DOG » 13 Dec 2016, 02:23

Ivan Putski is from Central Texas!?
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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby clive gash » 13 Dec 2016, 10:56

That this is ace

http://radio.garden
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 13 Dec 2016, 12:01

What 'spelunking' is!
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Postby souphound » 13 Dec 2016, 15:16

Minnie Cheddars wrote:What 'spelunking' is!



Where have you been all this time? In a cave???

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Thang-y » 13 Dec 2016, 16:35

clive gash wrote:That this is ace

http://radio.garden


Loving that, shared it on email, thanks.

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Re: Post something you've learnt today

Postby Charlie O. » 10 Jan 2017, 21:27

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