STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Backslapping time. Well done us. We are fantastic.
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Postby Dr Markus » 10 Nov 2016, 13:45

Samoan wrote:57154 - Christmas singing in the Pub

I can confirm that SingalongaXmas will indeed be on Wednesday 21st December at The Gorsedown .
We are unwilling to give too much away but let us say this, we need Gorsedown Folk to be ready to sing Galway Bay --- again .

(on behalf of The Great Gatsbys)



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Postby toomanyhatz » 10 Nov 2016, 18:24

Diamond Dog wrote:Rampaging irony abounds.
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Postby Diamond Dog » 11 Nov 2016, 17:30

Oh dearie dearie me... what an utter wanker he truly is. :lol:
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Postby clive gash » 11 Nov 2016, 17:41

As I said on Facebook....
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...
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Postby Diamond Dog » 11 Nov 2016, 17:50

Mummy denied you the tit again?
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Postby clive gash » 11 Nov 2016, 17:52

Brilliant stuff Peter.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...
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Postby Diamond Dog » 11 Nov 2016, 17:55

https://www.neville.co.uk/
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Postby clive gash » 11 Nov 2016, 17:59

Good one!
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...
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Postby Diamond Dog » 11 Nov 2016, 18:01

"Desperate little man fighting for attention from his cronies."
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Postby clive gash » 11 Nov 2016, 18:02

Chuckle chuckle.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...
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Postby clive gash » 11 Nov 2016, 18:24

Ooh!
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...
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Postby Matt Wilson » 11 Nov 2016, 18:25

Surely you two have got something better to do.
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Postby clive gash » 11 Nov 2016, 18:31

What could be more fun than this?
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...
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Postby harvey k-tel » 11 Nov 2016, 19:01

Scraping barnacles off the hull of the QE2 with my foreskin?
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Postby Matt Wilson » 11 Nov 2016, 21:33

Sticking needles in my eyes?
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Postby clive gash » 11 Nov 2016, 22:24

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Scraping barnacles off the hull of the QE2 with my foreskin?


Send it by first class post!
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Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...
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Postby clive gash » 11 Nov 2016, 22:25

Matt Wilson wrote:Sticking needles in my eyes?


I can't afford to fly over there, meet halfway?
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Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...
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Postby Matt Wilson » 11 Nov 2016, 22:46

A battery acid enema?
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Postby clive gash » 11 Nov 2016, 22:48

Fucking long tube required.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...

...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...

...I'm producing facts here...
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