'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

[naughty boy]

[Jimbly]

I think Randy Edelman's Uptown Uptempo Woman shits on You're A Lady from a great height. On my phone so can't post clip

[clive gash]

Deep

[Footy]

Deep

My God, that is truly awful. I had R2 on earlier and it would seem this is Ken Bruce's 'record of the week' and apparently it has Paul Simon's approval. Well, it would, wouldn't it? A few more royalties for the pension fund being the best cliche I can think of.

The first half sounds like Adele and the second is like the snarling and growling of an unfortunate bear having its bile hoovered out.

A difficult song to fuck up I'd have thought but it's been fucked up royally here.

[clive gash]

I see they've also covered "Land of Confusion".

I daren't click on it.

[Footy]

I see they've also covered "Land of Confusion".

I daren't click on it.

Gawd.

Me neither.

[fange]

Ughh

Almost put me off my tea, that has.

[yomptepi]

What is wrong with these cunts? Why do they think we want to listen to some insipid onanistic version of a song . Vile whining fucktards. I am so sick of my ears being assaulted by this miserablist fuckery. Ever since since that whinnying cock nozzle covered Mad World. Utter cunts.

He wants to be disturbed? I'll fucking disturb him.

[harvey k-tel]

[Darkness_Fish]

Deep

I heard that on the radio a few days back, and I thought it was Jack Black's latest unfunny parody. What the fuck is wrong with the world?

[The Red Heifer]

A guy I work literally played this song for an hour and a half on repeat one day. I went out for 45 minutes, came back and it was still on.

[clive gash]

Loin-girdingly wank.

[naughty boy]

Good Christ that's bad.

[Georgios]

Yet it's in keeping with the general shoddiness of that shower. There is a perfectly good argument to be made that they're the worst major British act of the last quarter of a century.

[naughty boy]

You're a good lad, you are.

[Georgios]

They deserve to have received far more stick for such a constant stream of dung, but have been well protected down the years by the groveling remnants of our music press. A pox on both their houses.

[trans-chigley express]

Loin-girdingly wank.

Christ, that's abysmal. At least England had the relatively decent Three Lions.

[copehead]

Loin-girdingly wank.

Christ, that's abysmal. At least England had the relatively decent Three Lions.

I think you mean World in Motion don't you?

Unless you really do like Three Lions

In which case you have my profound sympathy for the death of your musical taste which must have happened recently, I missed the thread.

[trans-chigley express]

Loin-girdingly wank.

Christ, that's abysmal. At least England had the relatively decent Three Lions.

I think you mean World in Motion don't you?

Oh that's not bad either. 2-0 to England then

[copehead]

Oh that's not bad either. 2-0 to England then

Wait you haven't heard Wales' 1958 effort yet.

It fucking pisses on both of them.

Ivor Allchurch had a baritone to rival Scott Walker's