trans-chigley express wrote:'skope wrote:tennis is for girls.
West Ham's players should take it up then.
** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**
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kath wrote:i do not wanna buy the world a fucquin gotdamn coke.
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BCB Cup Winner 2011 wrote:Devil Went Down To Georgia is based on truth though. It's like listening to a documentary.
Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D
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... a new high!
northernsky wrote:sloopjohnc wrote:American translation of a cunt is asshole
And yet the birth rate tends to be slightly higher over there. Remarkable.
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BCB Cup Winner 2011 wrote:
"My great leader, this will be your greatest role yet and make you a big Hollywood star. You will be the best Captain Mainwaring ever!"
Matt 'interesting' Wilson wrote:So I went from looking at the "I'm a Man" riff, to showing how the rave up was popular for awhile.
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From the favorite sandwich thread
GoogaMooga wrote:A knuckle sandwich for knucklehead Coan!
Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!
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I know, I know...context is everything, but who fucking cares?
sloopjohnc wrote:Any guy who can throw around a little Latin defining a hot dog has my vote.
Tempora mutatur et nos mutamur in illis
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sloopjohnc wrote:My first reaction to when my wife told me she thought she was miscarrying while we were grocery shopping was to shout out, "Clean up in aisle nine."
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Six String wrote:souphound wrote:Six String wrote:I thought about taking my frisbee out the other day but we ran out of time. That"s the great thing about frisbee throwing, no equipment, just a little space.
Well, you do need a pie plate or something, or else you're just playing mime frisbee, which is just weird frankly.
It's ok. They just think I'm doing Tai Chi.
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On the Lion thread --
ANALYSIS wrote:Harvey K-Tel wrote:ANALYSIS wrote:täke
Your Estonian is showing...
Sitt!
Nonsense to the aggressiveness, I've seen more aggression on the my little pony message board......I mean I was told.
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Rayge talks Frisbee in Sporting Life -
Rayge wrote:'skope wrote:Rayge wrote:depends on finding someone to freestyle with, which isn't easy for an OAP
oh ffs!
Not sure what exactly you are fulminating about, but at age 67 in the current climate I can hardly walk up to some kids in a park and say can I play with you, can I ?
Nonsense to the aggressiveness, I've seen more aggression on the my little pony message board......I mean I was told.
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Axoltol Deferral strikes BCB comedy gold on the 76th page of the "My Favourite Butter" thread
Nice one Axoltol!
Try saying that without prior permission!
Nice one Axoltol!
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Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...
...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...
...I'm producing facts here...
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A real gem from the recent Tull extravaganza:
The Prog Engineer wrote:Did you see it?
Elephantine Gourd wrote:No, not.
Matt 'interesting' Wilson wrote:So I went from looking at the "I'm a Man" riff, to showing how the rave up was popular for awhile.
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The Modernist wrote:Minnie the Minx wrote:on a thread about Halloween candy, The Modernist wrote:Just reading the names of these sweets is putting me off. I don't get it, I know America has an infantile culture, but still..
What a ridiculous thing to say.
Not at all. These things are designed for seven year olds and their tastebuds.
Minnie the Minx wrote:Quacoan wrote:What are UK candies named?
Woe
Anguish
ennui
Factories
Bitter Resignations (now with less fat)
Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D
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Quacoan wrote:Muskrat wrote:My favorite Traffic album; oddly in that I'm more into Mason than Winwood, generally.
So is Mason.
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Quacoan wrote:trans-chigley express wrote:Walk In My Shadow wrote:Melanie once had an album out where the cover released a perfume when you rubbed it.
Not lavish perhaps but worth thinking about.
Similarly The Damned had a cover that smelled of strawberries.
That's nothing. Pavement had an album that sounded like shit.
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Quaco on Steven Spielberg.
Quacoan wrote:Has he ever done a really great movie? His filmography reads like 'fictionalized director makes the most famous films of every decade' except there's none that I ever want to watch. Was Duel good? He's film's Phil Collins. Except I kind of like Phil Collins.
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The thread asks the question "Essential Members of a Band"?
Darkness_Fish wrote:Either Milli or Vanilli.
uggy poopy doody.
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From "The Panama Papers"
Rayge wrote:souphound wrote:Iceland's PM has now quit.
He's resigned to spend more time with his money
uggy poopy doody.
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Context: sloop had some car trouble...
Dr Markus wrote:Shoulda bought American.
sloopjohnc wrote:It's a Ford - probably assembled in their Ireland factory.
Dr Markus wrote:Made up of turf probably, don't know what turf is in the US, peat?
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Mulligan strikes again!
From the "Best use of a gong in a song" thread:
Bloody Ian Mulligan!
From the "Best use of a gong in a song" thread:
Ian Mulligan wrote:I really am feeling quite unwell
Bloody Ian Mulligan!
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...
...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...
...I'm producing facts here...