So, GOD then

[Zeke]

K and Zen, you're not going to get sucked off at this rate.

Not even with the thrill of eternal damnation hanging in the balance? Amongst other things...

[Zeke]

Sorry. I couldn't resist. Carry on people.

Pipe down in the cheap seats!

Had I paid anything I'd be demanding a refund.

Oh, do pipe down. Here, stuff your gob with this:

[Foxhound]

K and Zen, you're not going to get sucked off at this rate.

Not even with the thrill of eternal damnation hanging in the balance? Amongst other things...

Do some religions still insist that sex is a bad thing? Twould be a sad and sorry state of affairs if they did.

[Betty Denim]

K and Zen, you're not going to get sucked off at this rate.

What have they done to you?

[Sneelock]

best God thread ever.

sloop, I'm sorry to hear about your state of affairs.
I hope you won't think it presumptuous of me but I would like to offer you a religious artifact of my faith. It often gives me great comfort.

[Goat Boy]

I was sucked off by a catholic once and it was fucking RUBBISH.

[Minnie the Minx]

K and Zen, you're not going to get sucked off at this rate.

What have they done to you?

['skope]

K and Zen, you're not going to get sucked off at this rate.

What have they done to you?

[Betty Denim]

Your descriptions were generally contemptuous in tone and intent. That's shit slinging. If it matters to you whether or not you sling shit then keep your contempt to yourself.

I say sling it if you feel it.

My intent is not up for your grabs.

Oh, it was clear enough. Be as obtuse as you like it was unmissable.

Tone, your interpretation is perfectly valid.

How kind of you to say so. How very kind.

You come over a bit soft though.

I guess I'll just have to try harder. I do aim to please.

I'm really not contemptuous of atheists at all.

You seem so wound up though. Relax.

[Betty Denim]

I was sucked off by a catholic once and it was fucking RUBBISH.

Were you at the right end?

You do have form.

[Betty Denim]

Well you stated that atheists lack wonder, which is untrue. There are a couple of interpretations.

1. You don't know what I mean by wonder
2. You are fucking stupid.
3. You're making it up as you go along.

I said they lacked the wonder of and in certain things. Not in anything.

I don't need your Ladybird version of Unweaving the Rainbow. What do you think this is? Dead Poets Society?

I know lots of people gushed over your previous post but really Betty you write very badly. It's why you have to make things up as you go along.

K! You're not allowed to say someone's a bad writer!

[Davey the Fat Boy]

K - She didn't just exclude atheists. She said that all non-Catholics are missing out on the specific brand of wonder and romance she finds in Catholicism.

And she is right.

She wrote "Atheists lack wonder" Don't add extra qualifications. Lack doesn't mean, 'have in short supply' or 'have a different brand'.

She then went on to explain the specific wonders that Atheists lack (belief in God/angels, etc...). She didn't say that atheists lack all wonder.

[Davey the Fat Boy]

So her contempt is even less exclusive than we thought?

Fabulous!

I don't read it as contempt at all. Again...she excluded me. I didn't mind. I don't deny that I am missing whatever Catholicism has to offer.

We all miss something. Choose one path, you miss all the others.

[Davey the Fat Boy]

Atheists lack wonder in things they don't believe in.
Right.
Atheists wonder why people believe in angels.
Better.

K - everyone lacks wonder in the things they don't believe in. Wonder requires some level of buy-in.

[harvey k-tel]

I just watched a video of a dolphin fucking the headless corpse of a fish. I'm starting to think there might be a god after all.

[Zeke]

You seem so wound up though. Relax.

With the possibility of a hellfire inspired blowjob denied me?

You ask too much!

[Sneelock]

Wonder requires some level of buy-in.

roughly two bucks a loaf American.

[Sneelock]

for the dolphin and the chimp or for the fish and the frog?

[naughty boy]

I was sucked off by a catholic once and it was fucking RUBBISH.

Were you at the right end?

You do have form.

[naughty boy]

Don't tell Coan I said it. He'll be giving it the old "You're a bit thick, I used to like you, stop acting like the board's conscience" triumvirate.

'triumvirate', eh?

Do you teach RE, K?