stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arses
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Re: stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arse
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Re: stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arse
i find this offensive.
my ass is *not* hairy. it's not what anyone would call slightly hairy. how would you even know if my ass was hairy, although it most surely is not hairy? fucquin bastard.
my ass is *not* hairy. it's not what anyone would call slightly hairy. how would you even know if my ass was hairy, although it most surely is not hairy? fucquin bastard.
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Re: stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arse
CRUSTO wrote:
Great tune, that one.
The most ferocious "I love you" in rock & roll?
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Re: stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arse
Quite possibly!
It's a cracker, isn't it? I discovered it when I was 18 after getting hold of this great little comp:
It's a cracker, isn't it? I discovered it when I was 18 after getting hold of this great little comp:
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Re: stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arse
heavy metal.
You don't like me...do you?
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Re: stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arse
yomptepi wrote:heavy metal.
You say that like there's something wrong with that...
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Re: stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arse
Yay !
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Re: stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arse
I'm happy to say that my fat hairy ass is big enough to accommodate both.
uggy poopy doody.
Re: stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arse
Cage Free Brown wrote:I'm happy to say that my fat hairy ass is big enough to accommodate both.
some needs to be shat right out again, tho'!
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Re: stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arse
Finally....something different from the hoary old 80s-bollix you've been posting here lately!
kath wrote:i do not wanna buy the world a fucquin gotdamn coke.
Re: stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arse
You mean my carefully chosen selection of underrated 80s pop gems?
Such a shame...
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Re: stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arse
CRUSTO wrote:
Such a shame...
Now that's an underrated 80s pop gem....
kath wrote:i do not wanna buy the world a fucquin gotdamn coke.
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kath wrote:i find this offensive.
my ass is *not* hairy. it's not what anyone would call slightly hairy. how would you even know if my ass was hairy, although it most surely is not hairy? fucquin bastard.
Seriously, you have a way with words that can only be described as "glorious". It's the "fucquin bastard" that rounds it off brilliantly. It is said with such wounded spite. Wonderful.
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Re: stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arse
Diamond Dog wrote:kath wrote:i find this offensive.
my ass is *not* hairy. it's not what anyone would call slightly hairy. how would you even know if my ass was hairy, although it most surely is not hairy? fucquin bastard.
Seriously, you have a way with words that can only be described as "glorious". It's the "fucquin bastard" that rounds it off brilliantly. It is said with such wounded spite. Wonderful.
Notice how she is not concerned about the 'fat' part of the comment...
kath wrote:i do not wanna buy the world a fucquin gotdamn coke.
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Re: stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arse
hey, watch it! you bumped my fat, hairy arse!
uggy poopy doody.
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CRUSTO wrote:Wankers.
i always thought it
shared a certain opening similarity to the Who's "Substitute",
and vocal cadence seems similar to "Pretty Vacant"
the Damned were the better band,
the Pistols had the initial burst but were already out of ideas after the four singles
It's kinda depressing for a music forum to be proud of not knowing musicians.
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Re: stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arse
It is one of the Pistols very finest tunes - an absolute snorter of a riff, a wonderfully sneering lyric and (above all) maybe the best ever capture of Steve Jones' monumental guitar sound. I really don't give a shit if that sound is heavy metal-ish (though I've never heard heavy metal like it) - it simply doesn't matter. To this day, it still shakes you to your core. And it has one of the finest feedback endings of all too.
Glorious, just completely fucking glorious.
Glorious, just completely fucking glorious.
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Re: stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arse
Diamond Dog wrote:It is one of the Pistols very finest tunes - an absolute snorter of a riff, a wonderfully sneering lyric and (above all) maybe the best ever capture of Steve Jones' monumental guitar sound. I really don't give a shit if that sound is heavy metal-ish (though I've never heard heavy metal like it) - it simply doesn't matter. To this day, it still shakes you to your core. And it has one of the finest feedback endings of all too.
Glorious, just completely fucking glorious.